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Christmas Tree Lyrics by Dustin the Turkey

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[Verse 1]
It's Christmas Eve snow is fallin' down
Packed up the Hi-Ace headed into town
I'm a-wastin' my time, selling Christmas trees
They're only twenty quid, won't you buy one please?
But they're not shiftin'
And I wonder
I'm sittin' here at the side of the road
Tryin' to get rid of this festive load
I'll sell a Christmas tree to a friend or a foe
But it's like sellin' ice to an eskimo
But no-one ever buys one
And I wonder
[Chorus 1]
I wonder how, I wonder why
Santa and the reindeer are ablе to fly
And all that I can see
Is just another Christmas tree
I'm up in the woods, they'rе all around
I'm choppin' choppin' choppin' choppin' 'em down
And all that I can see
Is just another Christmas tree
[Verse 2]
I see a person in the woods, "Christmas greetings, stranger"
Oh my god, it's the forest ranger
I slip him a tenner, everything's okay
Only twenty four hours till Christmas day
I still haven't sold one yet
And I wonder
[Bridge]
Decorations
They look on trees
Decorations
Buy my trees, please
[Verse 3]
How are ya mister? Are ya buyin' a tree?
What'd ya mean? You wanna buy me?
Well, I'm not for eatin'
And you'll die wondering
[Chorus 2]
I wonder how, I wonder why
Santa and the reindeer are able to fly
And all that I can see
Is just another Christmas tree
I'm up in the woods, they're all around
I'm choppin' choppin' choppin' choppin' 'em down
And all that I can see
Is just another Christmas tree
I wonder how, I wonder why
Santa and the reindeer are able to fly
And all that I can see
And all that I can see
And all that I can see
Is just another Christ-a-mas tree
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Dustin the Turkey

Dustin the Turkey

About “Christmas Tree” by Dustin the Turkey

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