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What Would Brian Boitano Do? (Part II) Lyrics by DVDA

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Music from and Inspired by the Motion Picture)

1999

[Refrain]
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!
Brian! Skate!
[Verse 1]
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
[Refrain]
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!
[Verse 2]
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
[Refrain]
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Live!
[Verse 2]
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
[Refrain]
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Live!
[Verse 3]
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved us all again
When Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan
Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!
[Bridge]
No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. [x7]
[Refrain]
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!
[Outro]
Brain Boitano was born on the planet of Krylock
He came to Earth to save us all from war and death and stuff
Hideedodee! Hideeday!
Brian Boitano's here
So round up all your lasses and tell 'em to have no fear
Say, "Come over here my honey
And come and I'll take off my pants
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do."
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd Do!
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DVDA

DVDA

About “What Would Brian Boitano Do? (Part II)” by DVDA

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