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STD Lyrics by DVK

Man of Substance

2022

[Verse 1: DVK]
Christopher
Christopher got herpes from Cassandra
(Na hana pesa ya treatment)
Job ni kufagia nywele kwa barber
Msee ako njaa, lunch ye hudishi mahaga
They call his dick the cable (Mm?)
Inatoa stima ka charger
(Cassandra ni Mama Tevo, by the way)
Jana alikuwa na ka-vlogger (Ayy)
Last week alipea mama mboga (Uh?)
Neiba akasaka bakora (Ehen)
For the cake he was willing to risk
Akaenda kumpiga miti (Miti)
Kumbe shimo imejaa weeds
Ikamwasha ka kiberiti

[Pre-Chorus 1: DVK, Lilmaina and both]
Piga kachapo na chai (Chai)
Halafu useti ngwai (Shash)
Maisha ngori walai (Walai)
Lakini bora uhai (Ehen)
Piga kachapo na chai (Chai)
Halafu useti ngwai (Shash)
Sema tu bora uhai

[Chorus: DVK and AndyBolo]
Timo hawezi nyora, ako hosi juu
Kuni uliichoma last week
I will never, ever, ever do you, baby (I will never, ever, ever do you, baby)
Singependa kuambukiza nugu, baby (Singependa kuambukiza nugu, baby)
Ushaicheki Brayo akitembea?
Always feeling itchy down there
Wouldn't wanna catch a pimple, would you, baby (Wouldn't wanna catch a pimple, would you, baby?)
Kama rungu inakaa mabuyu, baby? (Ogopa STD!)

[Verse 2: DVK and Lilmaina]
(What about Mary?)
Mary alipewa crabs na bae
Aliingia kwa shower
She did not know what to say
Maze, jana boyfie
Alikuwa amemletea bouquet (Akamletea bouquet)
Wakaingia kitanda
To celebrate her birthday (Ayayayayayayayaya)
(Wueh!) Crabs zilikuwa zimemwuma (Eh!)
Akaanza kujikuna (Ah?)
Ointment kwa hao hakuna (Ala!)
Akapiga simu kwa doctor
But akasema, "Niko busy" (Niko busy)
Ngem imemalizwa na mister
Aki huu dem atachizi

[Pre-Chorus 2: DVK, Lilmaina and both]
Piga kachapo mayai (Mayai)
Halafu useti chai (Hana ngwai)
Maisha ngori walai (Walai)
Lakini bora uhai (Ehen)
Piga kachapo mayai (Mayai)
Halafu useti chai (Hana ngwai)
Sema tu bora uhai

[Chorus: DVK and AndyBolo]
Timo hawezi nyora, ako hosi juu
Kuni uliichoma last week
I will never, ever, ever do you, baby (I will never, ever, ever do you, baby)
Singependa kuambukiza nugu, baby (Singependa kuambukiza nugu, baby)
Ushaicheki Brayo akitembea?
Always feeling itchy down there
Wouldn't wanna catch a pimple, would you, baby (Wouldn't wanna catch a pimple, would you, baby?)
Kama rungu inakaa mabuyu, baby? (Ogopa STD!)

[Outro: DVK and AndyBolo]
You came for the stick
Nikasema, "No"
Then uka-insist
Nikasema, "Sawa" (Sawa!)
I gave you this dick
Saa hii napewa dawa
And that's that
Man of Substance
Credits
DVK

DVK

About “STD” by DVK

Read the complete lyrics to "STD" by DVK from the album "Man of Substance" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Swahili, Rumba, Comedy.

"STD" is performed by DVK. from the album "Man of Substance" in 2022 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "STD", explore more songs by DVK using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"STD" is credited to DVK. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"STD" appears on "Man of Substance" in 2022.

Visit the DVK artist page at /artist/dvk for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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