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That Christmas Song Lyrics by Dwv

2013

Yo ho ho on a corner with Mary
The manger far away and it sure is scary
Three Wise men will be coming your way with a rum-pa-pa-pum
And a bottle of hey!
With some egg nog lube cause the pussy be dryer
'Cause santa got a rash like manorahs fire
He put us on his list of naughty bad bitches
'Cause we wanted all the boys in christmas sandwiches
Sleigh bells ring like my dingaling
Shootin' cross the night sky
Gets me high while
I eat pumpkin pie
I wanna drink your babies
And nibble your ass
Like I'm at midnight mass
And you is the communion
Take and make a ratchet kinda Christmas
Shake and bake my family kinda Christmas
Not your lame ass christmas
Different kinda christmas
Da da da da da that's my kinda Christmas
Give a fuck- it's Christmas
Get turnt up- it's Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Fa la la la la la
Watch your man it's Christmas
No hard candy Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Fa la la la la la
Kris kringle tryin to mingle
Getting shingles in his berries
Getting scary- passin me was like drew carey
Whose line is it anyway?
More excited than a child on Christmas day
Underneath the christmas tree
Pass me the collection plate
Poppin' collars stocking filled with dollars
Making bitches holler while the dudes be eatin hollerbread
Give me head while I'm sitting on your mama's bed
Head to toe in green and red makin sure the poor get fed
Sleigh bells ring like my dingaling
Shootin cross the night sky
Gets me high while
I eat pumpkin pie
I wanna drink your babies
And nibble your ass
Like I'm at midnight mass
And you is the communion
Take and make a ratchet kinda Christmas
Shake and bake my family kinda Christmas
Not your lame ass Christmas
Different kinda Christmas
Da da da da da that's my kinda Christmas
Give a fuck- it's Christmas
Get turnt up- it's Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Fa la la la la la
Watch your man it's Christmas
No hard candy Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Fa la la la la la
Give a fuck- it's Christmas
Get turnt up- it's Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Watch your man- it's Christmas
No hard candy Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
[Willam & Detox]
Feast on these fishes you basic bitches
Come on diamond and crystal
Mercedes and lexus
Cookie and candy
Who sucks it the bestest?
Most ratchet hooker of all
Starrkeisha
Fuck your figgy pudding
So good ya stick ya foot in
Give some head to gingerbread
Give a fuck- it's Christmas
Get turnt up- it's Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Watch your man it's Christmas
No hard candy Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Fa la la la la la
Give a fuck- it's Christmas
Get turnt up- it's Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Watch your man it's Christmas
No hard candy Christmas
Ahhhhhh ah ah
Fa la la la la la
Bitch
Credits
Dwv

Dwv

About “That Christmas Song” by Dwv

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