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The Office (U.S.) Lyrics by Dylan Mattioda

Jeez, Mom, Don’t Cry

2018

[Verse 1]
I don't know your girlfriend but I hate your girlfriend
And I don't know your favorite band but they're my favorite band
I'll head out early like I never do
Hope you dig the show as much as I dig you
[Verse 2]
There's a place for you in my passenger seat
When my head feels heavy, nicotine and fatigue
Why I'm sleeping so much and why I can't eat
Or what prescriptions are for, they're things that I can treat
[Pre-Chorus]
But now I'm back in freshman year, when I thought I'd drop out
And become a rock star, Dad would be so proud
[Chorus]
But if I'm underground would I still love Green Day
And all these dishes to do, can't leave a mess for my housemates
I want all these tattoos that I haven't got yet
So I'll take my benzos and watch The Office
[Verse 3]
There is space for you in my passenger seat
Keep me from nodding out, Clomipramine and fatigue
When my hand's start to bleed, is it my OCD?
No, I'm just trying to wash off what's keeping me clean
Why I'm sleeping so much and why I can't eat
What Ben & Jerry are for, "Chubby Hubby" ice cream
[Chorus]
But if I'm underground would I still love Green Day
And all these dishes to do, can't leave a mess for my housemates
I want all these tattoos that I haven't got yet
So I'll take my benzos and watch The Office
Credits
Dylan Mattioda

Dylan Mattioda

About “The Office (U.S.)” by Dylan Mattioda

Read the complete lyrics to "The Office (U.S.)" by Dylan Mattioda from the album "Jeez, Mom, Don’t Cry" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Indie Rock, Rock.

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"The Office (U.S.)" appears on "Jeez, Mom, Don’t Cry" in 2018.

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