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Couch Lyrics by Earl Sweatshirt

Earl

2010

[Verse 1: Earl Sweatshirt]
Uh, was always smart-mouthed and quick-witted
But somethin' was always missin' like six digits
Lucky seven, probably poppa
Little nigga so they picked on him, hassled him
Things changed when I hassled back, so
David hit the pavement with this grapple rap
Snapple fact: you rather wack
While I am poppin' like a snappin' crack
So high, you could see like Tallahass', or opposite of cataracts
Matter fact, I am Farmer John milkin' cattle tracks
Action-packed, nipple squeezin', boy colder than sniffle season
Simple genius, go hard and spit bits of semen
So, when the street is split, don't act surprised, agree with it
The gang of wolves that creeps in crypts
As deep as Dawson's Creek and shit
I pray they got gills, either that or grab some floaties
I know I got skills, why you think I'm posted, boastin'?
Braggin', tell these faggots to stop naggin'
'Cause them Wolf Gang niggas threw 'em off the bandwagon, like
[Verse 2: Tyler, The Creator]
Uh, was always fucked up as shit wit' it
But I didn't cross the line until the bridge hit it, troll
I got you niggas nervous like virgins flirtin' with Uncle Mervin
Fuckin' y'all with no lubricant, go grab the detergent
I preach to demons at your church, now I'm the newest sermon
Wearin' nothin' but they fuckin' blast with the matchin' turban
I drive through white suburbans in the black Suburban, swervin'
Hittin' curbs and blastin' Erick Sermon, drunk off English bourbon
I'm stealin' purses, rapin' nurses, I'm a crooked surgeon
And treat the beat like sanitized Nazi puss, I'm a German
I'm squirtin' while I'm masturbatin' and regurgitatin'
From eatin' Miley Cyrus salad pussy platter they were servin'
My only purpose is to jerk it 'cause it has a curve
So, bitches hate to do me like ex-convict community service
This my Zombie Circus, you better get a fuckin' ticket
Odd Future Wolf Gang, like they're filmin' Twilight in this bitch
[Verse 3: Earl Sweatshirt]
I'm back on my sixty-six-six shit
Flowin' like the blood out the competition's slit wrists
She lick it up, Dracula, then spit it back, back at ya
She mad as fuck, stuck in the back of a black Acura
Fed her acid, now the duct tape quacks back at her
Hello Heather, yellow feathers, now you ain't laughin', huh?
[Verse 4: Tyler, The Creator]
Bitch, you're barely breathin'
Leavin' on the back of the boat where I fill you up with semen
From the Wolf Gang teamin'
Flowin' like the creampie inside of your daughter
Oughta eat the bitch with salt and wash it down with a gallon of water
I grab the saw and sawed her arm off and auctioned it
And dip her teeth in gold molds and flossed the shit
Fuckin' awesome, spittin' box of trees
Got you niggas shakin' like it's Parkinsons
From the clitoris of Kelly Clarkson's dick
Ironin' you niggas, now it's time to starch the shit
Drown your bitch in a tub of cum and throw a shark in it
Find a random abandoned garage, and go and park in it
Find Earl layin' on the burgundy carpet
Pull my knife out, sharpen it
(Stab him), put a arch in it
Pour unleaded gas on him, get the Zippo and spark the shit
Hop back in the van and then depart the bitch
Killed him on his own track, the faggot shouldn't have started it
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Earl Sweatshirt

Earl Sweatshirt

About “Couch” by Earl Sweatshirt

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"Couch" is credited to Earl Sweatshirt. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Couch" appears on "Earl" in 2010.

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