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Derpy Hooves vs. Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way Lyrics by Eddiefrb

Animation vs. Anything: Ch. II

2021

[Intro]
Animation vs. Anything!
Derpy Hooves
Vs
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Draw!
[Verse 1: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]
I’m good at so many things, and rapping is one of them
For looking like such a Prep, it seems you’ve done none of it
Got Magic and Friendship, ho, you can just ask B’loody Smith
Like Hasbro, I’m taking names, better stick to Muffins, bitch!
Not tryna read stories from all your dweeb Bronies
You’re stepping to me, Dopey? You’re Little and below me
The fuck is an e-pony when met with the E-bony?
Derpy better flee ‘fore we turn this Smile HD gory!
This animation error was just run through the floor
You give me more of a fuckin’ headache than Dumblydore!
So call it Nightmare fuckin’ Night how I’m Mic the fuckin’ Mic
When my lines are from a knife to take a Slice out of your Life!
[Verse 2: Derpy Hooves]
Ehhh, I don’t buy it. Your author’s pretty sketchy
Like, not even Cupcakes is played off this edgy
She passed it off as satire but when the curtains are drawn
She’ll stay crying to herself like “I just don’t know what went wrong!"
We teach good morals, but grammar? Uh, well
How did you get into Hogwarts if you can’t even spell?
You put the “emo” in “demon”, all your costumes are just drab
Ditch your Hot Topic goth fit, I’ve got this in the bag!
Yeah, in merch, my name is shuffled, but that just goes to show that Hasbro only calls me “Muffins” when I’m making the dough!
With my rhymes fresh out of the oven, ironic, as my foe
Your Author’s finally in something that’s actually of note!
[Verse 3: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]
Quit flaming me, poser! You think I’m Demented?
I’m not the one that got cancelled for being offensive!
And with your creepy adult pervs and conflicted reception
Your show became like your eyes, going two different directions
Pull out the wand to put your ass out to pasture
Turn Hooves into glue... abra-cadaver
The title’s My Immortal ‘cuz my legacy is ageless
While you’re turning the page onto the next generation!
[Verse 4: Derpy Hooves]
There’s bad parts to all fandoms, and you’re the Prime example
‘Cuz I think that it’s pretty cheap how your shipping is handled!
A worse love story than Twilight is all that you could conjure
So as a lead, it’s pretty clear that our Tara is Strong-er!
Your tale of satanic magic won’t fly with us
‘Cuz from my run-ins with Tirek, I’m not surprised you sucked!
Now, I’ve gotta go. This mail won't deliver itself
Oh! But I do have one letter to hand you...
It’s an L!
Credits
Eddiefrb

Eddiefrb

About “Derpy Hooves vs. Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way” by Eddiefrb

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