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Flowey the Flower vs. Happy Appy Lyrics by Freshy Kanal

Freshy Kanal Winter Collection Album 2

2020

[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
HAPPY APPY
VS
FLOWEY
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Flowey]
Howdy, Appy! I'm Flowey, Appy!
I would show you around here, Appy
But this irrelevant freak is used to
Being underground and crappy
You're clowning tryna out-rap me, Appy
Your show can't compare to the fear I instill
'Cause when it comes to a track, see, Appy
Let me tell you right here that's it's kill or be killed (yay!)
You're just shock horror for some worried minors
I'll compost your shitpost as fertilizer
You ripped off The Cove yet you can't hold a candle
Your white van's less scary than Damn Daniel
You're so obscure, this Lost Soul's plot just drones on
The most lame no-namе John Doe fraud from Roblox!
Your roots are embеdded in your meaningless gore
It seems that this apple's rotten to the CORE
[Verse 2: Happy Appy]
Oh no! It looks like Flowey's
Having trouble with his words
What do we need to fix this track?
That's right, a Happy Rappy verse!
So now a real monster spits!...
This one is not for kids!...
This apple drops disses like Newton
Or humans that foolishly dropped from cliffs!
Say I'm copying? That's low hanging fruit
Your dev took from Earthbound and crammed it deep in your roots
Took combat from Touhou but couldn't do it well
I'd rather die and rot inside the Devil's realm than in your bullet hell
Here's another one of my accurate predictions
Big Apple drops bombs like I'm crashing a building
With the van I'm equipped with, kids cower 'fore I kill 'em
You spit friendliness pellets, twice the pacifist Frisk is
I won't need to be the one to pick you off
When your dad's playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"
And since you wanna remain a sorrowful bloomer
Well, I Nick'd goat mama and made some new Juniors
I'll take this flower and slash him and split him
Apart like the RUINS his bloodline was hit with
Past your peak, what a tragedy! This flower is wiltin'
But that's natural, children
[Verse 3: Flowey]
Won't take Forenziks to tell
You made no imprint on your genre
I don't even think Papyrus
Would enjoy your pasta!
All the preschoolers would skip through the class
Of the Annoying Orange with a stick up his ass
I know hip hop. Hell, flow's in my name
I'm Photoshop! You're more MS Paint
This is it! You idiot!
You're meaningless and your show's done
You'll remain the biggest troll
To ever grace Toby's work since Homestuck!
[Verse 4: Happy Appy]
You freaked out when Frisk spared your life
How could you possibly Hurt Happy?
Then they turned crazy, you begged to survive
Even for a flower, you sure are sappy
Fun fact, kids! Apple seeds
Contain traces of cyanide!
So, how about you suck my seeds
And kill yourself a final time?
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!
Credits
Freshy Kanal

Freshy Kanal

About “Flowey the Flower vs. Happy Appy” by Freshy Kanal

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