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GNOME CHILD (SLAYER) Lyrics by EDGE STREET BOYZ

THE ABSOLUTE CONCEPT OF YOU

2016

[Verse 1: Pablo]
2007, yo
I play it online
Bring you back to Runescape
I got it Classic style
From Misthalin I hail
In my rune plate mail
Fighting fools on the trail
From Lumbridge to Yanille
I used to be like you, yeah
Just a noob
All scared and frightened
Stuck on Tutorial Island
I smelt bars by the ton
Slaying rats till I beat em
A Strength and Ranged trainer
Higher stats than Zezima
I cut my jib chopping trees
Burning logs to the cinder
Yeah, with my trusty tinder
Accumulate XP
Took up quests down in Varrock
Killing guards in the Palace
In my blue paper crown
They know I own this town
I got the good stuff, yo
Yeah, I'm not talking dank
I got elite runes in the Falador bank
None of that Grand Exchange stuff
I'm talking runes
I'm talking law, chaos, fools
I got the talismans
[Verse 2: Pablo]
I got the talismans
Holiday event items
Yours if you trade with me
Rune sword 8k gp
This ain't no Edge Street
This is Edgeville
I run the system, man
Jagex be damned, I'm sayin
Al-Kharid gate toll playin
There ain't no way I'm payin
You think you got what it takes
That your ranged is the best
Come meet me and my boys
North in the Wilderness
That's north of Edgeville, yo
That's north of Edgeville
Edge Street Boys gonna slay you in the Chaos Temple
You may call me a loser in the real world
But in the video game world, you are the loser
I'm gonna slay you
Yeah I'll lure your ass from
The steps from Lumbridge Castle
Steal your equipment
I'm not averse to scamming
Menu exploits I'm planning
You think you reported me
I'm the one doing the banning
2007, yo
This is Edgeville
[Outro: Sketch]
So, hypothetically
If one of our crew was to run for, say
Council of a local area
Would you, perhaps, vote for them?
Because that might be the case
I can't confirm or deny this
But, it is the truth, um
You should consider it
They have the degree of integrity to do the right thing
Objectively, or even subjectively
It's up to you to decide that
Goodbye guys
Credits
EDGE STREET BOYZ

EDGE STREET BOYZ

About “GNOME CHILD (SLAYER)” by EDGE STREET BOYZ

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