[Intro]
Mm
[Verse 1]
Yo everybody be strugglin', weed smugglin', jugglin'
Bubblin', cream-doublin', you're tired so I'm subbin' in
I love it when I rub it in, rediscoverin'
How to play the top to start hoverin', no recoverin'
Yo, today could be your done day
I be a legend like a Ac' while your style be like a Hyundai
You couldn't catch me like the Humboldt on a Sunday
Every day's a Sunday, maybe nigga one day
One day, shit like this just won't happen
Without jaw tappin' or gun clappin', just rappin'
Where niggas pull hoes not gats at the shows
Heat 'em up, be still froze, ghetto keep Edo. on his toes
My shit be bangin' more than Little Rock
Your little talk can get you stepped on like a sock
1-904 be my block
Tricks get with John like stocks, keep 'em open like Franklin Park
I lend ya heat like the end of September, boy remember
Or get caught in a new dilemma and make your chances a lot slimmer
You wanna drown me? But I'm a good swimmer
You see the light but it keeps gettin' dimmer
Linin' niggas up without clippers or trimmers
Rhymin' like beginners, straight up pretenders
I'm eatin' all you hoes videos 'cause they T.V. dinners
And since you niggas got a taste of the flow (Yeah)
This be on dogs when I'm lettin' niggas know (Yo)
[Chorus: Method Man]
Actin' as if it can't happen
Actin' as if it can't happen
Actin' as if it can't happen
[Verse 2]
I got peeps up in Lawrence, plus I got skills like niggas got warrants
Time to play the general while chumps play the sergeant
You wanna be a star and make a buck like Roger, get larger
I makes the hit that L.A. couldn't Dodger
Times is gettin' harder, slaughter minds that ain't broader
Sayin' shit I been thoughta, seein' through crews like water
'Cause they all be peanuts, just like Jimmy Carter
Won't be the beef starter, but finisher
Quiet and sinister while you be loud like a minister
I entertain to maintain and refrain
Away from chumps games and punk lames, buck names
Dogs bite you, think of what I might do
Invite you then ignite you, nigga, knowin' I don't like you
'Cause you's a weaklin', hard when you're geeked on the weekend
Im wreakin', your stee be leakin'
Yo, plus I gets open like a creakin'
My thoughts be comin' back deeper than a gang of Puerto Ricans
When they beefin', droppin' like leafs when the fall comes
I want cream in large bills and in tall sums
And y'all bums know a player's house, you couldn't come off
If you used graffiti on the mayor's house
So stop rappin' and start jackin', niggas actin' as if it can't happen
[Chorus: Method Man]
Actin' as if it can't happen
Actin' as if it can't happen
[Verse 3]
Yo, back in '91, yo, a nigga had to have it
I learned the facts of life without that trick Mrs. Garret
You better watch out comin' through, with my crew
They got the lye, I got the brew, more chickens on ice than Purdue
You better put them on lock down 'fore
They get the ten count knock down, hittin' it without my socks down
Cross-town, orange line in the mid bound
Up seven get you wet, nigga been drowned
Pretend now, I been down
Since the early 80's, got a chrome tre' eighty
Niggas wanna play me, act shady
Stopped smokin' squares, now I weigh one eighty
Silence the lamb but not a dog with rabies
You be high like the Air Force and deep like the Navy
You diddle like fiddles, got hit up with more flavors than skittles
While I remain cool like other side of the pillow
You hardcore buck clappin', big slappin', actin' as if it can't happen
[Chorus: Method Man]
Actin' as if it can't happen
Actin' as if it can't happen
Actin' as if it can't happen
Actin' as if it can't happen
