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Funeral Parlor Lyrics by Eels

Useless Trinkets: B-sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased 1996-2006 (Disc 1)

1998

Sitting in the funeral parlor
On the night before the day
Think I mighta left the stove on
Think I mighta left the door unlocked

I don't know if
The stores will all be closed when I get out
I don't know if
The chores will all be done when I get home

Sitting in the funeral parlor
Listen to the organ play
What if I forgot the trashcans
What if I forgot to telephone

I don't know if
I wrote the number down in my book
I don't know if
I can stand to stay here one more second
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About “Funeral Parlor” by Eels

Read the complete lyrics to "Funeral Parlor" by Eels from the album "Useless Trinkets: B-sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased 1996-2006 (Disc 1)" in 1998. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

"Funeral Parlor" is performed by Eels. from the album "Useless Trinkets: B-sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased 1996-2006 (Disc 1)" in 1998 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Funeral Parlor", explore more songs by Eels using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Funeral Parlor" is credited to Eels. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Funeral Parlor" appears on "Useless Trinkets: B-sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased 1996-2006 (Disc 1)" in 1998.

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