[Intro]
Today I'm going to show you my countdown of my top 9 ways to get more views on your YouTube videos
(Nine) Boobs
(Eight) Breasts
(Seven) Tits
(Six) Boobs
(Five) Big Boobs
(Four) Boobs
(Three) Tits
(Two) Boobs
(One) Breasts
[Verse 1]
Ever since my days as a little dude
I had a fascination with a set of boobs
But never did I think I'd be competing for views
With titties on my videos on Youtube
Every page I load (boobs in the thumbnail)
Fast cars, rap stars (boobs in the thumbnail)
Educational tales (boobs in the thumbail)
Compilation of fails (boobs in the thumbnail)
And it seems it doesnt matter what I do up in my raps
Its a fact, it'll slack, without a pic of a rack in the thumbnail
Boobs for the win
(I did that in my last track) Do it again
Titties in the title
Ta tas in the tags
Melons in message
And describe it with some cans
You'll get more views than you could conceive
You wanna succeed?
Concede to obscene
Way more views to your gaming reviews
Or your station with blues
It's amazing but true
Could play a symphony with your just your big toe
Spit a sick flow
Over Diplo's new instrumental
Get low and hold your breath the whole time and never let go
Streak thru skid row
Screaming Jim Crow
But if you wanna get known, gotta use pillows
[Hook]
One thing, one thing I know
Two boobs that's a winning combo
Three chicks make your audience grow
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
One thing, one thing I know
Two boobs that's a winning combo
Three chicks make your audience grow
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
[Verse 2]
(I be clicking on them titties) But not single hottie
(Keep clicking on them titties) All I see's Illuminati
(I be clicking on them titties) But not a single booby
(Keep clicking on them titties) All I see is Call of duty
I fixate on clickbait, in this state, when its late
Can't escape, the clicks on these chicks, with their tits straight
It inflates, the click rate, and misstates the visits
Give thumbs down to dumb clowns, who give in to gimmicks
Phishing for minutes
By pimping an image
Of women, so vivid, and we click on the big tits
So I mimicked this method, forgetting my ethics
Testing the breasts til eFFeX is suggested
Next in your playlist
Chest up in Vegas
Sadist ignoramus having sex in the anus
That didn't even make sense, you listened regardless
All because the boobs in the thumbnail are the largest
[Hook]
One thing, one thing I know
Two boobs that's a winning combo
Three chicks make your audience grow
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
One thing, one thing I know
Two boobs that's a winning combo
Three chicks make your audience grow
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
[Break]
Two boobs, that's a winning combo
Two boobs, that's a winning combo
Two boobs, that's a winning combo
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
Two boobs, that's a winning combo
Two boobs, that's a winning combo
Two boobs, that's a winning combo
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
[Hook]
One thing, one thing I know
Two boobs that's a winning combo
Three chicks make your audience grow
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
One thing, one thing I know
Two boobs that's a winning combo
Three chicks make your audience grow
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
[Outro]
Boobs in the thumbnail
Boobs in the thumbnail
Boobs in the thumbnail
Boobs in the thumbnail
(Two boobs, that's a winning combo) Boobs in the thumbnail
(Two boobs, that's a winning combo) Boobs in the thumbnail
(Two boobs, that's a winning combo) Boobs in the thumbnail
(Two boobs, that's a winning combo) Boobs in the thumbnail
Two boobs, that's a winning combo
With boobs in the pic, everybody gonna click
