[Chorus: Eileen Montgomery]
You’re afraid of the Herobrine
That's completely un-dead
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
He’s trying to kill you
Stop wishin' him dead
You’re going crazy
Yeah, you’re going crazy
[Verse 1: Blake Swift]
I aimed for the vein, lead to the lack of a heartbeat
Oh well, best killers can't be choosy
Needed to receive attention for my bravery
Wanted to be left alone in darkness, excuse me
Been lustin' my brains, and eat them too
And I've been flankin' in both ways
Flames made you go boom ‘cause you got located
When it blew, see it was amusing
‘Cause all I wanted to do is beat Herobrine, the dead beast
Improved it, used it as a tool when I splash speed
Hit the artery (Tee-hee)
With what I strung back was not a mean feat
It was like kickin' a bruised king
Demonic 'cause I think I'm gettin' so evil I don’t think
You’re beginning to lose sleep
One dead, two dead
Seein' postmen and speedy’s like Crazy Craft
But we’re actually scarier than you think
'Cause I'm—
[Chorus: Eileen Montgomery]
Not afraid of the Herobrine
That's completely un-dead
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
We're trying to kill you
Stop wishin' us dead
We're going crazy
Yeah, we’re going crazy
[Post-Chorus: Eileen Montgomery]
Well, they’re nothing!
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Well, they’re nothing!
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
[Verse 2: Blake Swift]
Now, he isn’t usually one to blow it but somebody then told me
To siege with bowmen and don’t blunder it
‘Cause you never know when they could all be dead, the sorrow
So I’ll keep pillagin'
Sometimes I wonder where these mobs spawn from?
(Yeah, tree shade’ll do wonders
No wonder you’re losing your army the way you squander)
Dream-Yoda-le-hee-hun
I think it went wanderin' off a Ravine
And it stumbled on Herobrine – inventor of mean
Think I need an interdimensionist
To teleport between me and this monster
And save him from myself and all this bloodshed
‘Cause they’re very thin and you hate them killin' you, but you can’t master it
My skele bones bonkin' you in the head
Keep blockin', defend my throne, I’m battle talkin'
I’m just replayin' what the dark in my head’s sayin'
Don’t shoot the messenger, I’m not afraid of the—
[Chorus: Eileen Montgomery]
Not afraid of the Herobrine
That's completely un-dead
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
We're trying to kill you
Stop wishing us dead
We're going crazy
Yeah, we’re going crazy
[Post-Chorus: Eileen Montgomery]
Well, they’re nothing!
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Well, they’re nothing!
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
[Verse 3: Blake Swift]
They call us crazy but then there’s division
But one day, I’ll walk amongst them ‘cause I’m an irregular villain
But until then, mobs get killed and I’m respawnin' straight from MC
Blood gets spilled now and I’ll take them back to rot in the hay stack
Train every kid who’s born with that
Pumped up feelin' and shoot to slay ‘em, hack
To the kid who saw me slay him
I ain’t here to save the freaking village
But if one king out of a hundred pillage
They are goin' through a struggle, feel it and the relay it straight back
It’s payback, Herobrine fallin' way back
In the shaft, turn nothin' into somethin', still can make that
Stone into gold, chump, I will spin arrows deep inside a foe's back
Maybe they need an axe to hack it, face facts
I’m evil for real, but I’m okay with that
Then again, you’re now afraid of the—
[Chorus: Eileen Montgomery]
Now afraid of the Herobrine
That's completely un-dead
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
We're trying to kill you
Stop wishing us dead
We're going crazy
Yeah, we’re going crazy
Now afraid of the Herobrine
That's completely un-dead (Keep away from him)
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
(We're tryna) We're trying to kill you
Stop wishing us dead
(And we're goin') We're going crazy
Yeah, we’re going crazy
[Post-Chorus: Eileen Montgomery]
Well, they’re nothing!
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Well, they’re nothing!
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa