[Verse 1] When I was ten years old, a man on the internet Told me I had porn star tits I didn't know what that meant But I knew he was getting off on it So I wore a bikini top under my v-neck Went to the mall to try on some makeup Walked into GameStop looking for attention But all I got was condescension In seventh grade, I figured out That my porn star tits are pretty powerful They make boys be nice to me for a week Then they trade that shit like Pokemon cards Swapping my body with somebody else's That's metrically hotter than mine How can I, a seven, compete with all these nines? (Dude, she thinks she's a seven) Well, I guess I could steal their boyfriends Or I guess I could go to church I either play the whore or Madonna and I'm not sure which one's worse [Verse 2] Bought a pack of Marlboro Reds 'Cause I saw on Tumblr that's a pretty girl cigarette Smoked one thinking it made me look cool Then I threw it all up in the girls' bathroom at school And on the weekends, I show up to parties that I'm not invited to Out of spite, I have a good attitude Dance all night 'til I end up in someone's room I say, "I like the way you talk to me" He says, "I like the way you look at me Hey, by the way, if we sleep together Tomorrow I'll act like I don't remember" And that's when it dawned on me That my porn star tits are pretty good currency For mediocre sex and a feeling of total fucking emptiness I mean, didn't I ask for it a little bit In some strange way, I kinda like it That voice in my head telling me, "Good girl, it's working, isn't it" Isn't it? Fuck [Verse 3] If I have to feel so disembodied, the body better be bangin' It's gotta be the type to get me a few likes On Instagram and a DM that says "slut"
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