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Blue Lyrics by Evan Todd, Alice Lee, Barrett Wilbert Weed, Elle McLemore, Jon Eidson

Heathers: The Musical (World Premiere Cast Recording)

2014

[RAM, spoken]
Hey, 'Ronica
[VERONICA, spoken]
Ew
You got a left hand, use it
[KURT, spoken]
Don't talk mean like that
[RAM, spoken]
You'll hurt their feelings
[RAM, KURT, RAM & KURT]
You make my balls so blue, you hurt them badly
You make my balls so blue, they're hangin' sadly
What did they do to you that you hate them so?
Don't run from me, they're all beat up like a tacklin' dummy
They long for your embrace, they're warm like mittens
They'll curl up on your face and purr like kittens
You make my balls so blue, just look at them glow
They're beggin' you, don't make my balls so blue
[RAM & KURT]
Mhh
[VERONICA, spoken]
Heather? Heather? Open the door
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Oh no, oh no, no, no
[RAM & KURT]
Mhh
[VERONICA, spoken]
Open the door!
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Oh no, oh no, no, no
[RAM, KURT, RAM & KURT, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
You make my balls so blue (Ooh, so blue)
So please say hello
Hold 'em, enfold 'em and never let go (Ooh, ah)
Once you were geeky and nerdy (Ooh, ooh)
But they knew you're dirty (Ooh, ooh)
You set them on fire (Ooh, ooh)
Whatever you require, they'll do (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ah)
So take 'em home to meet your parents
[KURT & RAM, H. DUKE & H.MCNAMARA]
They'll wear a suit and tie (Ooh)
[KURT, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
And a fancy collar
[RAM, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
They'll sing a lullaby (Ooh)
[KURT & RAM]
La-la-la-la-la
[ALL]
Please make these balls not blue
[RAM]
Just for a while
[KURT, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
(Ooh) Can't wait 'til later
[KURT & RAM, ALL]
My pants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater
[VERONICA, spoken]
Look, booze, drink
[KURT, spoken]
Thank you so much
[RAM, KURT, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
They will protect you, defend you
Respect you, befriend you
Like Winnie-the-Pooh (Winnie-the-Pooh)
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue
[RAM, KURT, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
(Ooh) My balls will work for you
They will obey ya
(Ooh) They really need rescue
Like Princess Leia
[KURT & RAM, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
(Ooh) Baby, you've gots to come through
[KURT]
Teach them to smile
[RAM, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
You've got no clue how much these two depend on you
[ALL]
Please help them through
My balls are in your court
[RAM & KURT, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
You make them balls so blue (Yeah)
You make my balls so blue (You make them balls so blue)
[RAM, spoken]
Ow
[KURT, spoken]
Ow!
[RAM & KURT, H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA, ALL]
You make my balls so blue
You shake them (Good God), you quake them (My balls)
You break, you make my balls so blue
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA, RAM, KURT]
You take them, you bake them (Lookit, lookit, lookit, lookit)
Chrissake
[ALL]
You make my balls so blue
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue
Credits
Evan Todd

Evan Todd

Alice Lee

Alice Lee

Barrett Wilbert Weed

Barrett Wilbert Weed

Elle McLemore

Elle McLemore

Jon Eidson

Jon Eidson

About “Blue” by Evan Todd

Read the complete lyrics to "Blue" by Evan Todd, Alice Lee, Barrett Wilbert Weed, Elle McLemore, Jon Eidson from the album "Heathers: The Musical (World Premiere Cast Recording)" in 2014. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under USA, Off-Broadway, In English.

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"Blue" is credited to Evan Todd, Alice Lee, Barrett Wilbert Weed, Elle McLemore, Jon Eidson. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Blue" appears on "Heathers: The Musical (World Premiere Cast Recording)" in 2014.

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