Oh, Ms. Reporter! Lyrics by Elliot Valentine Lee, Mel Hornyak
Adamandi (Live Princeton University Cast Recording)
2022
VINCENT Dear Ms. Reporter, I’m honored to be here Oh, Ms. Reporter, I’ve had a busy year I’ll say in particular My extracurriculars Have been quite fulfilling As I have made a killing! First I chose my friend Ambrose for my debut Three years of friendship now amounts to raising both our body counts I mutilated Drew and David, Jenny too No more need for guessing games Let’s spell out all these names! A-m-b-r, Oh Ms. Reporter, you look a little faint Well, Ms. Reporter, I’ve shown good self-restraint ‘causе it’s hard to keep it under wraps When one slicе makes a life collapse Folks can be so delicate Sometimes for the hell of it Bertha Geiser’s fertilizer in the ground Her gardening club retirement — she did love the environment! And I cut up poor Wyatt Schupp with an ax I found Though some of him might find its way Into a safer sex display Yes , Ms. Reporter, I’ve hid them quite well And, Ms. Reporter, as far as I can tell No one has suspected me Not even a bit And this has affected me I have to admit I mean, no announcements made No security increased You would think, reporter They would cancel class at least Do they think this is funny? Are they even aware Of my talent and drive or Do they not care? I’ll make them notice I’ll shove it in their face The student body’s student bodies Will litter the place I’m sure you saw Gertrude’s body propped on the gate It gave the tourists a big scare but will the admin care? And Jeremiah might supply the Dean’s dinner plate Surely indigestion will raise a couple questions! And John and Tom and Ben and Gwen and Wendy and oh Ms. Reporter! You want your paper shorter? I can help you put the names in alphabetical order Oh, what, you want more? A whole issue? Sure! And a book deal and international tour? Carve my name in stutton green Or drench it all in gasoline Yes, kiss the ground I walk upon! My accomplishments go on and on Remember my name and all I can do! Thanks, Ms. Reporter! It’s been a pleasure Talking to you
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