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IFone 5 Lyrics by Elro

2018

Hello
I'm highly strung like a cello
I make raw dead blokes get jelo
Because I pull bare fit birds on the rego
Hmmm
Nah I'm lying man
On the surface hot like a frying pan
I should have kept the receipt
Because that isn't the shit I was buying man
Yeah...
I am a quiet man
Keep myself to myself in the riot van
Thinking of trying a diet man
Bare booze and fags in my diet plan
This rap ting is fire man
Four birds in my dm all crying man
They didn't like me before
I push them all off and deny them
Gimme the signal
Send em on Giffgaff
I got four bars
Call me the Kit-Kat
Shit I watch too much porn I got dick cramp
I'm all white call me the Tic-Tac
Let me see what my phone book say
Swear I met a couple of peng tings on the way in

0781312 The number you have dialed cannot be recognized

Safe
Yes it cool though
So white that I never win a MOBO
Never too tight to be living in a broke home
Never felt right with fella with no hope
Wo Wo Wo
Then I gotta little buzz back
Now they all text back
No no no
When I was in the dit man you didn't want to know

Out like Gazza on a quiet one
If she's 5/10 or above and she rides the right way then boy I might cum
If she's buying me booze then the clues in the fact I'm a tight cunt
If a man wanna fight I'm a pussy
See I might run
I might run
The runs getting me too gone
Texting my ex, babe it's been too long
I know we had a couple of blips, I spent 5 years pissed and you moved on
And I'm in a bit of mood
I'm just a bit of a prick
I ain't trying to be rude
I ain't trying to be crude or nothing
But life's a bit better with a couple of nudes
That's why I text bare fit bitches
I'm having a bath
Yeah cool send pictures
Snapchat WhatsApp Facebook pop-up and chat
Whatever we can make it a mixture
Old school birds fax me nudes
Couple of boobs and it improves my mood
I can get accused of crudeness
But guess what babe I'm a regular dude
I wanna peng ting bird with a back
That's cute half black half white
Did I mention the fact
That she's gotta be borderline mental too
I won't find that
Yeah you'll do
You can tease and text you little flap rat
I wanna see the filth you can back that
When you peng tings pull off a snapback
You're a 4/10 love - fall back

Gotta mandem preeing all my new shit
Tweet from an Iphone 5
With a blue tick

Gotta mandem preeing all my new shit
Tweet from an Iphone 5

Gotta mandem preeing all my new shit
Tweet from an Iphone 5
With a blue tick

Gotta mandem preeing all my new shit
Tweet from an Iphone 5

Arv mate, Arv mate
Go on Arv
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About “IFone 5” by Elro

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