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Slap On The Wrist Lyrics by Snowy Danger, Little Dee

2019

[Chorus - Sonny Reeves]
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps
A glass of water if you're catching my drift
I'm in the khazi; I ain't having a piss
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
On the wrist, that's just a slap on the wrist
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
I'm in the khazi; I ain't having a piss
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
On the wrist
[Verse 1 - Snowy Danger]
I finish work at five o'clock, I'm in the pub by six o'clock
My ex bird drove me round the bend so I packed her bags and I fucked her off
See I drink a lot, mate, I love a Stella, with a line and snout - I'm a normal fella
Normal geezer, I'm a normal chap
I'll take 3 for 50 of your normal gak
In an old school boozer with the carpet sticky, and the barmaid's always tricky, that's picky
I've done my wedge now put it on my tab
Cos' it's not like I ain't coming back
If you cash my chеques on a Friday and I'm locked in herе 'till Sunday
I've been in the pub for 2 days straight and I've just spent another monkey (I'm polo)
[Chorus - Sonny Reeves]
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps
A glass of water if you're catching my drift
I'm in the khazi; I ain't having a piss
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
On the wrist, that's just a slap on the wrist
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
I'm in the khazi; I ain't having a piss
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
On the wrist
[Verse 2 - Little Dee]
Turn up, out my nut
Out of luck but not out of bud
Snowy came with his cans of lager and I'm sure that cunt looks powdered up
The old boy's looking at us again like "can't these cunts get loud enough"
It's like we don't get out enough but it's a main event when you're out with Doug
It's a fucking movie not bada boojie
I'm after skirt and I'm never choosey
"Hello girl, you're looking broody, let's have a rump and then roll a doobie"
Got a bad rep for my younger days, I'd rump once and then run for days
No Facebook and no number saved but I'm a new man, give us another can
[Chorus - Sonny Reeves]
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps
A glass of water if you're catching my drift
I'm in the khazi; I ain't having a piss
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
On the wrist, that's just a slap on the wrist
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
I'm in the khazi; I ain't having a piss
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
On the wrist
[Verse 3 - Elro]
Oi oi oi oi
Hi hello, man, hello
6 pints on the head with a couple of fags is why my legs now feel like jello, I'm mellow
I've been trying to explain to the bouncer prick that I'm a decent fellow
But fuck wasting the rest of my day on this prick, he was never on a level
I flip up the cracked up iPhone 5 at 5 out of 10s that are hollow
I'm a don when it comes to the average birds I can teach you, they call me the scholar
Replying to chicks that I don't even want to lips and I'm above her(?)
When my confidence sinks I just down drinks like pints of wine, we'll have another!
[Chorus - Sonny Reeves]
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps
A glass of water if you're catching my drift
I'm in the khazi; I ain't having a piss
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
On the wrist, that's just a slap on the wrist
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
I'm in the khazi; I ain't having a piss
Get caught with that, that's just a slap on the wrist
On the wrist
Credits
Snowy Danger

Snowy Danger

Little Dee

Little Dee

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