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Noodle Bitch Lyrics by Elviz Karra

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[Intro]
Aye, aye, aye, aye
Shoutout Danthony, yuh
Aye, aye, aye, how you gonna diss me man?
Everybody knows you're a fucking fan
Shut the fuck up lil’ bitch
I don't wanna call Peter Pan go to Neverland (Aye)
The girl that you crushing on don't even notice you
You’re so retarded makes me think you're sniffing glue
Imma be honest your grass ain't that coo
But I think that you already knew, huh
[Verse 1]
Dan, Dan, Dan, when you gonna make a plan?
Bad bitches in my DM's you got ninth graders in yours
Didn't seem to work with Tania sucks for you I empathize
But whenever she's around me she gets down on all fours (Ha!)
This next part ain't that clever but I'm still pulling that lever
That will finish your career but for now you should know
That you a bitch, you a bitch, you’re a little stupid bitch
Chilling with some female dogs somehow you the biggest bitch
Suck my dick, never mind cause I know that you’d enjoy it
Fucking faggot also did I mention that you have four eyes?
Only reason you play baseball to stick bats inside your ass
I don't see no other reason since you’re really fucking trash
Oh my gash! You're a fucking joke, you don't want no smoke
How you breathing oxygen and finding ways to fucking choke?
Don't know how you gonna diss me without running out of breath
You can forget your inhaler cause this diss will be your death
[Verse 2]
You, ain’t, no competition, now listen, you're a chicken
You're a virgin with no bitches, uh
Might be cause you're balding at the age of eighteen
But I know it's cause you're pussy and you got a small peen
September 28th that's when Amaya told me
She missed her military boyfriend, oops can you forgive me?
You must be very patriotic cause Aileen she had an ex
He be serving for our country
While you're friendzoned by his chick (that's the best!)
And I know that you were scared of this diss
Had to message my old girl because your pants were in a twirl
You were desperate for some dirt, pussy boy I know this hurts
Told you some shit about Legos but who cares?
I love that shit
[Verse 3]
Hey, Dan, how you holding up?
Hope you weren't too offended by this diss
It's only jokes, only got one more diss left in me
And then I'll let you go, catch your breath you turtle fucker
Cause I'm boutta let it blow, okay
You been at the gym for a couple months now
Haven't seen any progress, oh wow
When the girls meet you they say ciao
You a fat bitch just like a cow
I don't know what your thought process, is
All I know is you're stupid, aye
Thanks for the listen bitch, ha, I just made you my kid
Credits
Elviz Karra

Elviz Karra

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