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Yoni Lyrics by Emmitt James

cigarettes, porn, & lotto tix

2017

[Intro: Jessie]
I am a feminist, but I also want to be fuckable. So there's these two sides of me that is, like, I still want to be hot and fuck the patriarchy, except, like, I want the patriarchy to have sex with me. Fuck the patriarchy, except, like, I want the (uh) patriarchy to have sex with me

[Verse 1: Emmitt James]
I went and grabbed coffee with a feminist
We sat down and talked about what it really meant
I told that I love vagina
She told me that she had a thing for penises
I don't want designer
I just want vagina
She just touched down
I told her meet me at the diner
You know, the one on fifth
She said, I hope that it's big
I said, the burritos are fat, baby
Don't even trip
She text back
Lol, so what color's the whip
Well, I ain't got my Ls
And I don't plan on takin' none
But I just called the Uber
It won't take me long
App game vicious
Pipe game Christmas
Oh, what a merry time
I don't spit game, it's
Poetry every line
Speakin' of
What I gotta do for you to hear mine
Often

[Spoken Word: Jessie]
Like, I'd show you my pussy, but I don't want to show you my stomach. You know, like, I don't want it to all hang out. And it's like, Beyonce has bad days. I mean, I don't now, I haven't talked to her in a while (haha). She's not texting me back right now. And it's like, Beyonce has bad days. Bad days

[Verse 2]
So, uh...
We hit the diner
She’s contemplatin’ a burger and fries
She’s like I hope it doesn’t go to my thighs
I kinda hope it does
But baby steps, ‘cause as of late
I been a hopeless one
You know me though
I keep it simple
A chicken taco
Or a burrito
Or maybe both
If my debit card ain’t zero
Our initial conversation
Back to what you were sayin’
Now, I agree, but it has its layers
I mean
Let’s be honest here
The future’s female, but is it always provocative
I mean, you
Fuckable feminists
How you flirt with my genitals
How you wanna be celibate
But you down for the physical
Okay, tell me this
Am I really into you
If I never hit
Or better yet
Tell me where the future lives
So we can visit, and
Be on some tourist shit
Yeah
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Emmitt James

Emmitt James

About “Yoni” by Emmitt James

Read the complete lyrics to "Yoni" by Emmitt James from the album "cigarettes, porn, & lotto tix" in 2017. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Yoni" appears on "cigarettes, porn, & lotto tix" in 2017.

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