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You Can’t Tell Me Shit Lyrics by Epic Beard Men

This Was Supposed To Be Fun

2019

[Intro]
I got a li'l something to say (actually)
To all you self-proclaimed geniuses out there
Who don't understand [?]
[Verse 1]
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me shit)
Your girl's got a man bun, son (you can't tell me shit)
I got an NPR tote bag (you can't tell me shit)
Your Twitter avatar is an egg (you can't tell me shit)
I don't even own a television (you can't tell me shit)
I got a black belt in Pilates (you can't tell me shit)
My phone is on 2% battery (you can't tell me shit)
I'm not installing any more updates (you can't tell me shit)
I already read my horoscope today (you can't tell me shit)
I said it behind your back and to your face (you can't tell me shit)
I put my life savings in Bitcoin (you can't tell me shit)
Your lady thinks that I'm a funny guy (you can't tell me shit)
I don't even like the old Kanye (you can't tell me shit)
You deleted but I got the screenshots (you can't tell me shit)
All my tattoos are brand new (you can't tell me shit)
I see the timestamp on the photo (you can't tell me shit)
[Chorus]
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts is what I have
You give them to the tax man, he scribbles in his pad
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts Upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts
[Verse 2]
The earth is flat, prove me wrong (you can't tell me shit)
2012, Ron Paul (you can't tell me shit)
My step-dad's the Little League coach (you can't tell me shit)
I'm one sixteenth Cherokee, bro (you can't tell me shit)
I've looked it up on WebMD (you can't tell me shit)
Once the free trial is over (you can't tell me shit)
My doctor's surprised I'm still alive (you can't tell me shit)
Wake up, time to die
[Bridge]
You cannot tell me nothing at all
No type of shit can come from you
That makes sense to me
[Verse 3]
I have crippling depression sometimes (you can't tell me shit)
You should go outside and exercise (you can't tell me shit)
The seasons insists upon itself, thanks for the help
And reaching out but you got your foot in your mouth (and you can't tell me shit)
I show up first and I leave last (you can't tell me shit)
You pay to be our opening act (you can't tell me shit)
I know that cupping the mic causes feedback
But I'm an MC and this is how the fuck we act (you can't tell me shit)
[Chorus]
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me shit) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me shit) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me shit) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can't tell me shit)
[Verse 4]
The book isn't better than the movie (you can't tell me shit)
I'm a cis white male who checks himself (you can't tell me shit)
It's pronounced GIF, not GIF (you can't tell me shit)
My responses to everything is "yas queen" (you can't tell me shit)
EDM DJs are a scam (you can't tell me shit)
I already offered all my thoughts and prayers (you can't tell me shit)
What a time to be alive now (you can't tell me shit)
Threading is the autotune of eyebrows (you can't tell me shit)
[Outro]
No, no, no
No, no, you cannot tell me shit at all
(Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts) It's what I have
(Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts)
Give em to the taxman, scribble in his pad
Receipts upon receipts upon receipts
Credits
Epic Beard Men

Epic Beard Men

About “You Can’t Tell Me Shit” by Epic Beard Men

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