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Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Lyrics by Epic Rap Battles of History

Epic Rap Battles of History (Season 5)

2016

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DONALD TRUMP!
VERSUS!
HILLARY CLINTON!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Hillary Clinton, Secret Service Agent]
I've been in this game too long, I'm a public servant
Have been since I met MLK in person
I'm a woman of the people, that's for certain
You're a man of the people who don't like turbans
I was living in the West Wing
While you were professional wrestling
You got skin like Russian dressing
From too much Russian investing
You been going bankrupt since the '90s
If I was in Iran, you couldn't find me
You don't care about the job, Trump
You just think the desk is shiny
I said that I respect your children
But that wasn't quite right, yo
Looking like some extras from American Psycho
First name is Hillary, middle name, Rodham
Last name is Clinton and lyrics, I got 'em
You fire celebrities on The Apprentice
Motherfucker, I fire bin Laden! Crack! (coughs)
How do I say this? You're racist!
Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk
So you use your fingers to touch chicks
She's only 12 years old! That's enough, shit!
But she's married, sir! Just gotta get pushy
That's your daughter! Well, grab her by the pussy
Augh! That's assault, brotha!
Don't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka!
You don't know shit about steaks, yucka!
But the ones on the 8th are great, muthafucka!
Better save the date, I'm gonna rock the vote
Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote
So go ahead, Donald, let me see your flow
I brought Michelle's speech, borrow some quotes
[Verse 2: Donald Trump]
Let me just say I respect all females
But your rhymes are trash; put 'em next to your emails
Our country's in crisis
Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?
That might not be exactly true, but I don't do politeness (Believe me)
You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby
He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi (Terrible!)
You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary, I sense it
But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it
The numbers are in and I'm right on your tail
You don't have the stamina, baby, you're frail
This will be just like '08 when you fail
But Trump will appoint you to jail
How do I say this? You're a two
And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew
What do the American people gotta yankee doodle do
To get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you?
They want a strong male leader, who can stand up to China (China, China, China, my vagina)
Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina
I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos
More police and less Latinos!
While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks
I'll create jobs tearing down mosques
Then I'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall
Dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all
I'll make this country great again
We'll all be living large
I'll tell Congress you're fired and put Charles in charge
'Cause this whole system's rigged and we all know the riggers
For the last eight years, this country's been run by-
[Verse 3: Abraham Lincoln]
CAW!
Are you fucking kidding me with this blah-blah-blah?
I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized- CAW!
I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ
You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed
I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit
If this is the best my party gets, then my party should quit
(Ha!) I'm sorry, did I say something that you found funny?
Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!
And if she does win the White House, be a man and hold the door
Don't get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter civil war
Here's an equal opportunity smack down in the sequel
That's of the people, by the people, for the people
EAGLE!
CAW!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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