[Intro - Girl #1 [G] & Eric Armitage [EA]]
*phone ringing*
[G] Hey babe, what's up?
[EA] Yo, who the fuck is Brad?
[G] *scoffs* I don't even know what you're talking about
[EA] I should have known you were gonna do this shit
[G] Well, you're one to talk. You're always off in your fucking studio
[EA] Well, this is why I'm in my studio, bitch
[G] Please - what are you gonna do? Make a sad song about it
[EA] Yeah, it's called Trust Issues - coming soon
[G] Oh, okay. Let me help you with that
[G] My name is Eric - I got trust issues, how does that sound, asshole
[G] It might work - have fun with fuckin' Brad
[Hook]
Yeah
(I got) Trust Issues
(You got) Trust Issues
(We got) Trust Issues
Bitch, I’m done with you
(I got) Trust Issues
(You got) Trust Issues
(We got) Trust Issues
Bitch, I’m done with you
[Chorus]
I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)
I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)
Then I’d be done with you (Boom!)
Then I’d be done with you, yeah
I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)
I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)
I hope you don’t look both way
So that big fuckin’ bus hits you
[Verse 1]
I hope you walkin’
Down the street with the music bumpin’
Like I used to do in the 2000s when people still used Walkmans
And you’re talkin’ to one of girlfriends that you pass, ain’t payin’ no caution
To that big city bus that’s honkin’, like err-err, turn you to Frogger
Oh, poor baby - you gettin’ laid out like the Wil E. Coyote
There’s a cardboard box on my front porch that I packed with all of your clothing
If you see me in public, please don’t act like you know me
Cuz we’re done, Track 4 Encore - I might be alone, but I’m not lonely
Never been better, think I’m better alone, don’t fuck with the kid when I get in my zone
If you think you have anybody you want, then don’t be surprised when I don’t pick up my phone, brr-brr-click
And each time, I’m reminded
If it’s love, then I might not find it
In the same ol’ place, I wind up
Can’t trust none of these vaginas
[Bridge]
I pray the bus comes and splatters you
And all the passengers look at and laugh at you
So I can take the pain you made me feel and throw it back at you
Like how you act so cruel? And maybe then, you’ll understand
Why this is what I have to do, cuz I have a few of these
[Hook]
Trust Issues
Trust Issues
Trust Issues
Bitch, I’m done with you
(I got) Trust Issues
(You got) Trust Issues
(We got) Trust Issues
Bitch, I’m done with you
[Chorus]
I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)
I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)
Then I’d be done with you (Boom!)
Then I’d be done with you, yeah
I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)
I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)
I hope you don’t look both way
So that big fuckin’
[Verse 2 - Go Go Gadget Pink Packet]
Bus hits you
I got some trust issues
And I've been replaying all these memories inside of my head
If you think I'ma hit you back, bitch, I'd rather be dead
I hope you step on every crack destroying your mother's back
And your next boyfriend has a colostomy bag
So when you do dirty, it gets dirty
Think about it when you get flirty
I was on a roll till you left me so deserted
And I'm right
And you wrong
And I write
All of these songs
To escape myself
I may need some help
But it's all I got right now
[Bridge]
And I'll never come back to you
Cuz once it's gone
It's never coming back again
I got
[Hook]
Trust Issues
Trust Issues
Trust Issues
Bitch, I’m done with you
(I got) Trust Issues
(You got) Trust Issues
(We got) Trust Issues
Bitch, I’m done with you
[Chorus]
I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)
I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)
Then I’d be done with you (Boom!)
Then I’d be done with you, yeah
I hope a bus hits you (Boom!)
I hope a bus hits you (Splat!)
I hope you don’t look both way
So that big fuckin’
[Outro]
*splat*
*bus horns*
Coming through
