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Fuck the FCC Lyrics by Eric Idle

2004

Spoken:
Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge
Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck
So I'm really out of luck
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me
So fuck you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
So Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush
For heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton and Enron, all the companies who fail
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too
Fuck you and fuck everything you do
Your pacemaker must be a fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart
And as for Condoleezza, she's an intellectual tart
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a bummer when I can't fill my Hummer
The ozone's a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say
"Ze Nuclear Winter Games are going to take place in LA!"
So fuck you all so very much
So what, the planet fails
Let's save the great white males
And fuck you all so very much!
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Eric Idle

Eric Idle

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