[Verse 1]
Like buttcelery I got no bounds
Puttin all my opps in the ground
Kicking over ant mounds
Making abnormally loud sounds
(I GOT AUTISM)
I love doing crime
Getting covered in dirt and grime
I'm in the kids choice award slime
(LIME GRIME)
Maybe I’ll do a line
And the monkey bars i’ll climb
Gonna j-walk
And force the opps to talk
Maybe steal a clock
At a children's park gonna whip out my cock
(at 2:45 pm on a sunday)
Bad news boars
I'm all out of whores
Need some new oars
Maybe 2 doors
For all my whores
Shaken to my core
Just got attacked by a boar
Mom said i gotta do my chore
(taking out the trash)
Better clean out the drawers
(the remains are in thеre)
I love playing with plastic dinosaurs
Oh shit, I just clicked on gorе
My mom started yelling at me, i think she swore
Man, this some good porn
Got a new playsation, can't wait to play god of war
Gonna hit a lick at the candy store
Gotta escape through the fire door
My pc don’t run windows, it runs doors
Doing Diana, just dug up a minotaur
Just downloaded porn
Gonna steal an automobile horn
Might fuck around and kill a new born
Steal a random farmers sweet corn
[Hook]
Like buttcelery I got no bounds
Puttin all my opps in the ground
Kicking over ant mounds
Making abnormally loud sounds
I love doing crime
Getting covered in dirt and grime
I'm in the kids choice award slime
[Verse 2]
Fuck it, we robbing another Wells Fargo
I gotta show em how far that I can go
All about that police action
I strive for self satisfaction
Talking with the boys about improper fractions
They call me DJ Buttpiss
Some call me Chris
Honestly, I think somethings amiss
Might throw them all into the abyss
I like my hoes like I like cheese
Swiss
Gonna give em all a french kiss
Look at their texts, press “dismiss”
DJ Buttpiss is a shooter, you know he don’t miss
I love undergoing mitosis
We making bangers call this shit fleur-de-lis
I ooze perfection, call this shit bliss
This rhyme getting boring, i am not okay with this
Call me wells cause how far i go
Still fucking with these psycho hoes
They the only ones that take my two inch chode
Gonna make the system overload
Giving her my semen by the boatload
(I CUM LOTS)
Got that old lady wetter than a tode
Man, she loved my 2 inch chode
Made her face red, call that a light-emitting diode
Check out her wrist, thats a universal product code
Gonna fight the opps at the crossroad
Gotta make them all explode
Make my Glock reload
When I use it to insert my payload
This shit feel like episode
(fucking shit ass mobile game)
Might go medieval mode
Gonna escape through the underground railroad
Gonna finally crack her code
Rolling up to her zip code
Walk into her humble abode
Look at her wrist, shit that a barcode
Why is her heartbeat so slow
Oh no
[Verse 3]
Gambling all my newly acquired riches
Gonna multiply this shit like cardboard fishes
Acting too big for my britches
My mom says I need stitches
All the video poker machines got glitches
Gonna lose half of my bitches
Goddammit, my knee twitches
Gonna throw the opps in ditches
“Stop gambling” they’ll insist
DJ Buttpiss knows no bounds
I only wear a crown
(from burger king)
I never frown
1 bitch 2 bitch dead bitch new bitch
Call me doctor suess
The way I rhyme is a crime
I think i got a couple of screws loose
Getting these five star reviews
Drinking this fruit juice
Planting bamboos
While my mind stews
I might blow a fuse
Because of these kangaroos
All this shit reused
Or so I’ve been accused
All my rhymes are fused
Never once misused
I’m making myself a little confused
This shit ain’t approved by amuse
Doesn’t mean it’s not a groove
Never once will I move
But I sure as fuck need to improve
[Hook]
Like buttcelery I got no bounds
Puttin all my opps in the ground
Kicking over ant mounds
Making abnormally loud sounds
I love doing crime
Getting covered in dirt and grime
I'm in the kids choice award slime
[Verse 4]
Now I gotta go on a rant
About me when i can't
My dicks the size an ant
Might move to a power plant
I need a government grant
So I can make my hoes chant
Need my dick to grow faster than a plant
Need to put on my pant
Taking the pill
Hope this don’t go downhill
Just want my seed to spill
Need back that thrill
Might buy a mill
On the top of a hill
Perhaps eat some krill
Feelin real chill
My dick needs to work
The pill has gotta convert
I can’t let my progress revert
Now I’m screaming
I’m in immense pain
But inside I’m creaming
Maybe my cock will finally gain
Called up my aunt
And she made me pant
Made me eat 12 fire ants
But now I got a big ass eggplant
Just got out of school
Feeling real cool
Got all my fuel
And I’m going to the pool
Got my new dick
Gonna skip church school
And use it to bang my first chick
Don’t wanna look like a fool
7/26/22 approaches
Getting ready to lose my card
Calling up the fellas like they’re coaches
Need to get extra hard
The day has come
Don’t wanna be a bum
Definitely don’t want it to look like my thumb
Better take my pill
And enjoy the thrill
Fuck, I hear footsteps
The door opens
I push her off using my massive biceps
(lies)
My mom gets roped in
