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Select Payment Type Lyrics by ErickHatesBMC

The DJ Buttpiss Experience

2022

[Verse 1]
Selecting my payment type
While I’m mid flight
I’m higher than a kite
Flying first class, gonna take a bite
(this food is ass)
Gonna buy a sprite
But cash is tight

The time is right
The lights are bright
I’m feeling extra polite
Downloading these terabytes
Fuck, I forgot to select my payment type

Outta cash, gotta use my credit card
Really caught me off guard
Buying a tub of lard
Got called a retard

While I was on the yard
Granny hit me up, gotta send a postcard
Got in trouble with the coastguard
Feeling kinda jarred
My yard is looking hella charred
Got a saint bernard
Put it all on my credit card

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

Got kicked in the nard
In my backyard
Driving on the boulevard
Going to a scrapyard
Getting a shitbox car
Shit looks bizarre
Came with a jar
Now I got a new scar
And I’m smoking a cigar
They call me a star
Cause I go far

Putting my hand in the cookie jar
Decided to work at the bar
Feeling like a superstar
Breaking in your house using this crowbar

Might fuck around and steal your electric guitar
Or maybe your spacebar
And drive off in your car
Accidentally hit a reservoir

[Verse 2]

That shit cost a fortune to fix
Put it all on my credit card

Now I’m feeling up to par
Eating a big ass chocolate bar
And shitting in a mason jar
(TWO GIRLS ONE CUP)

Looked up at the sky, shit thats a red dwarf star
Gonna move to the capital of Qatar
Hit the president with a metal bar
Might have to perform CPR

DJ Buttpiss owns a steel bar
He drives a very fancy car
His dogs a porn star
He can be seen from afar
Watching aladdin, shout out Jafar
He refilling his cum jar
Pouring tons of tar
In his new scottland yard

He insta selling to the bazaar
(FUCK SELL OFFERS)






[Outro]
Pirated WinRAR
Left my car door ajar
Call that shit subpar
I’m a man named Dharr
(man)
Maties YARRRR
My dick is charred
This goes hard

About “Select Payment Type” by ErickHatesBMC

Read the complete lyrics to "Select Payment Type" by ErickHatesBMC from the album "The DJ Buttpiss Experience" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Select Payment Type" appears on "The DJ Buttpiss Experience" in 2022.

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