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keystone cops Lyrics by Eris Mirror

fragile creatures

2024

Once upon a time there was a guy named Eugene
He never went outside, spent his life in front of a screen
One day he was scrolling, and much to his dismay
His eyes beheld horror, the worst that he had seen all day

Once upon a time there was a girl named Christine
She read a lot of books, enjoyed a lot of things
And everything she touched
Would turn bright hot pink
It always never failed to make a scene

You singled me out just for a little clout
So you can go and tell your friends that you’re so hardcore
Not even a clue what you’re yappin’ ‘bout
You’re talkin’ out your mouth, you really need to act your age

Act your age
I know that you’re afraid
It’s okay
Act your age
I know that you’re afraid
It’s okay

Do you hate me or do you wanna be me?
It’s really hard to tell
I’m barely half your size, go pick on someone else
You’re making a scene and everybody is staring
At that outfit you’re wearing
(You’re really one to talk)

You singled me out just for a little clout
So you can go and tell your friends that you’re so hardcore
Not even a clue what you’re yappin’ ‘bout
You’re talkin’ out your mouth, you really need to act your age

Act your age
I know that you’re afraid
It’s okay
Act your age
I know that you’re afraid
It’s okay

What the heck is your problem?!
I was just minding my business
And you’re asking me to name every movie
I don’t have to prove my knowledge to you
You don’t want me here, I’ll go and start my own club
Oh, and now you’re mad because you wanna sit with us
We really can’t win with you, can we?
Ugh, why even bother!

About “keystone cops” by Eris Mirror

Read the complete lyrics to "keystone cops" by Eris Mirror from the album "fragile creatures" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"keystone cops" appears on "fragile creatures" in 2024.

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