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I Have a Harem! Lyrics by Eunuchs

The Castration of Gods

2020

Listen I have many seeds!
He is a kind and gentle man
Virility
He is so strong and fertile
Man is but a mouse In the shadow of my phallus
I am a kind and gentle man
My face is the Fibonacci sequence
I’ve gotta' Ballatrone
Ballatrone and relax with me
Phryne before the Areopagus
Please me lord
For not what I’ve done
But spare me life for future fun
My beauty allows for impiety not yours
Kill the jester!
Arrrrrrrhhhh
I’ve gotta ballatronе
He’s dead
Ha! Ha!
He’s dеad now!
Relax!
Ballatrone and relax with me!
Everything you lust turns to mud
I can solve it
But I require blood
Gefjon on my head and in the holy shallows
Gefjon in my legs plows the fields of Zealand
Gefjon langkjær langkjær langkjær langkjær langkjær langkjær
I have your name in mind
The Saqaliba are happy enough
Cut it off
Cut it off
Now!
But Demna the pretender couldn’t urinate
Gefjon in my legs will nurse the cuts of reason
Cut cut cut
Cut cut cut
Mud is water and
Soil is the nutrients that
I require
Mountain goat and
Tiger
Saiga
And the Snow Leopard
Must all eat to
Not die
Just as I must
Take the hand of mud and thrash it in the soil
Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut
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About “I Have a Harem!” by Eunuchs

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"I Have a Harem!" appears on "The Castration of Gods" in 2020.

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