[Verse 1] If you're depressed because you’re, you're so lovesick That you don't know just what to do Your lover’s left for someone new And you just feel so sad and blue That you could bid this world adieu Then pull yourself together, it's not worth it To let your breakup get you down Just 'cause your ex is messin' round There's retribution to be found And you'll get even cause their skeezin' gives you reasonable grounds to just [Chorus] De-sex your ex, instead of guеssin' who they get with next I said, dе-sex your ex, follow through with a voodoo hex De-sex your ex, do it for your self-respect I said de-sex your ex [Verse 2] See, you could kill ’em cause you’re, youre so angry Since having heard they're gettin’ laid But now that murder's so clichéd Just to forget they'd ever strayed You'll need them castrated or spayed Then if you’re sentimental, you make a trophy in celebration of revenge From all the fleshy odds and ends And give your self a chance to mend Before they peak as super-freak and need to sleep with all your friends so just [Chorus] De-sex your ex, instead of guessin' who they get with next I said, de-sex your ex, follow through with a voodoo hex De-sex your ex, do it for your self-respect I said, de-sex your ex [Bridge] Do they call it cruelty when you do it to your pets? (No) You do it cause you love them but they've got no common sense Just tell the jury you did it in self-defense (Yeah) Tell the story and they'll see that it all makes sense [Chorus] To de-sex your ex I said, de-sex your ex I said, de-sex your ex I said, de-sex your ex [Outro] (De-sex your ex) Just to get it off your chest (De-sex your ex) And feed the off-cuts to your pets (De-sex your ex) Then sell your story to the press (De-sex your ex) Then go and smoke some crystal meth
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