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Dale Cooper Lyrics by evolly

2020

[Verse 1]
I walk in with no chain on my neck bruh
Problems be stacking like the maple on my deck bruh
I wake up looking like a fucking train wreck bruh
Everybody tryna tell me that I ain't shit huh
Everybody tryna tell me my life is a skit huh
Everybody tryna tell me that I gotta quit huh
Everybody tryna tell me that I don’t fit huh
Well pass that joint over now
I'm bout to tell you something that will make you wow
My ex was whining cause she is a fucking cow
Fuck my shit over no that I will not allow
Smoking and drinking I don't got no fucking chill
No listens cause everybody on sleeping pills
I don’t do this shit so I could pay all my bills
I never wanted a house in the fucking hills
But I might get it any day now
Motherfuckers wanna see me fail but my music go pow pow
Haters listen to my music and think to theyself I'm better
But when they girls hear my shit they text me so I gotta get her
No care in the world huh
I don't care anymore huh
I see all the people tryna knock up on my door huh
I see haters hating but they still be wanting more huh
You a whore bitch and your boyfriend is a floor snitch
You ain't see me coming, I'm glitch
Throw your body bag in a ditch
My head's drowned deep
Even Dale Cooper cannot find me
You a lame go eat your perkies
I'm creative climbing the trees
[Verse 2]
I will sting like a bee huh
That is because bitch you don't know how to talk to me huh
I be smoking trees huh
When I see your boyfriend suddenly he tryna flee huh
Took an arrow to the knee huh
Talking so much shit, would not surprise if you drank pee huh
Give me the keys huh
I’ma tie you to the shotgun and drive your car deep into the sea huh
Ain’t nobody write these lines sicker
I been writing funny shit and I ain't even off the liquor
Spitting it so fast like I’m sonic, bet I'm even running quicker
When I say the magic words, everybody start to shiver
And those are hey I'm a killer
All the glass always cracked when I looked at the mirror
And I once saw myself as a dinosaur that grew bigger
And my momma always told me that "I ain't raising no quitters"
Your heart pounding in your chest like if this was a thriller
But the only thing pounding in your girl is my pillar
You look at the money flow and compare it to the glitter
My words today left you with no liver bitch
See you at the gas station, wonder if you know
I murder like Jason, I hide in the snow
Spy on you like an agent, murder bureau
Try to pull a home invasion, I will pull a show
Don’t come too close
Your amount of presence is a lethal dose
You are disgusting like an old mans toes
When will I have enough, who the fuck knows
I can't wait no more
I will leave you headless you whore
Kick your head around and score
My mental is feeding on gore
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evolly

evolly

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