(VERSE 1)
Iyzlow Matisse:
I like my drinks in a glass, over ice is how I take 'em /
Double makers on the rocks, word to Jaaken /
I'm impatient cuz I waited in line at the bar, gave payment /
Now I'm sittin' at my table like /
(AYY WHERE THE WAITRESS?!?!) /
I'm tryna get wasted, its payday I'm sippin' /
Game on television, but I'm payin' no attention /
Cuz that glass look frigid, I belly up to the empty cup /
Say "Fill it up with some ambition!" /
Then I hit the stage, and get the crowd to get a little loud /
Apparently it wasn't my show and so they kicked me out /
I ain't gettin' down, I got a flask fulla warm Jack /
Ice machine at the corner store to make it cold fast /
I pour that, then I'm throwin' back more /
Bored on the corner wish I had my skateboard /
Cuz my car died, time to get live with the barflies /
Holdin' up the counter pullin' out my card like /
(HOOK)
Iyzlow Matisse:
I like my drinks on the rocks / (on the rocks)
Some say that I been drinkin' too much /
But I don't give two fucks /
I'll take a drink on the rocks / (on the rocks)
Get faded. You could meet me at the spot /
Bring a bottle, Fuck a shot /
I'm pourin' drinks on the rocks / (on the rocks)
Quit Playin' at the bars where I'm stayin' /
Late night to the A.M. /
Takin' drinks on the rocks / (on the rocks)
Yeah you know I like my drinks on the rocks /
(on the rocks, on the rocks)
(VERSE 2)
ExZac Change:
I like my drinks on ice (ice), bud rolled up /
I get drunk all night, wake up and blow blunts / (Ahh)
400 in my drawer, fuck it I need more /
Weed or, I'll get sad like Eeyore /
I like nice shit but can't afford it /
Think I'll move to California /
At least if I'm broke, the weather's still gorgeous /
From 5 in the mornin' till the rain pour /
From this brainstormin' I'ma fuckin' take over! / (Listen here)
Fake sober when I'm shitfaced /
At a talent show and get 5th place /
(Then drop the microphone) /
Head home tryna keep the buzz goin' tho I'm drinkin' alone /
In the zone, now I'm writin' this song /
Put some ice in a bong, I need to chill out /
Fuck it, I'll hop in the whip and then I'll peel out /
I'm headed back to the bar/
And i just might not make it back til tomorrow /
Gimme that liquor up top /
(HOOK)
Iyzlow Matisse:
I like my drinks on the rocks / (on the rocks)
Some say that I been drinkin' too much /
But I don't give two fucks /
I'll take a drink on the rocks / (on the rocks)
Get faded. You could meet me at the spot /
Bring a bottle, Fuck a shot /
I'm pourin' drinks on the rocks / (on the rocks)
Quit Playin' at the bars where I'm stayin' /
Late night to the A.M. /
Takin' drinks on the rocks / (on the rocks)
Yeah you know I like my drinks on the rocks /
(on the rocks, on the rocks)
(OUTRO)
*"Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. (BLEEP) is not available. At the tone, please record your message" (Beep)
*Bar Noise in the background
ExZac Change:
Ayy, ayy, it's me. I just wanted to call and say, I...I been thinkin'
About us...well really, about ME. About, what I want and it's just, that you...and your...y-y-ya know, you just don't get it. Like me, I'm a bird! Nah fuck that! I'm an EAGLE! Hee hee. All majestic and shit. And sometimes babe an eagles gotta spread his wings and fly! And other times that eagle be divin' into rivers and catchin' the big fish and shit. Ahh, all those shiny scales and all that. (*Cough) Anyway...I just don't see this workin' out right now. I need a little breathing room and a...Large Hawaiian with extra pineapple and breakfast bac....fuck, I'm hungry man...uhh but yeah so I just needed to get that off my chest, and...don't try to call me cuz I don't need you-
*Automated Voice:
We did not get your message, either because you were not speaking, or because of a bad connection. To disconnect, press 1. To re-record your message, press 2
ExZac Change:
The fuck?
*Automated Voice:
Are you still there? (Are you still there? , Are you still there?)
