(INTRO)
Oh yeah that shit was the shit, Awhoo hoo!
Yeah but what about Darkwing Duck tho
Scrooge McDuck all those ducks
Hahaha some real solid ducks
All those ducks dude. Just divin' into piles of coins
Yeah but whatabout Rugrats?
Patti Mayonnaise or Skeeter?
Donkeylips?
(VERSE 1)
Iyzlow Matisse:
Yeah, I was raised by the television /
Parents at a loss I think they was out they everlivin' minds /
Ain't no tellin' what I'd watch, but compelled to listen /
Formin' my thoughts while playin' with Matchbox /
And mama said that dinners in the kitchen Come and get it /
But how can I budge when Buzz about to blast off /
Little figments of the past, shit that made me so awesome /
Tryna be the man Stone Cold Steve Austin /
Protector of the realm, Batman of my Gotham /
Learnin' life lessons watchin' Roseanne and Blossom /
From Conan to watchin' Godzilla tackle Rhodan /
Oh damn, I couldn't get it out of my mind /
I'm gettin' programmed by programs. Countin' the time /
Took it to heart when Captain Planet said the power was mine /
Fresh off the bus Dunkaroos and Red Vines ruin my dinner /
Copped them Power Ranger gloves just in time for the winter /
(HOOK)
Iyzlow Matisse:
Still up watchin' late into the night /
Til the broadcast end and the screen goes white /
As the scenes go by, I sit and soak it up like a sponge /
Rai-Raised by the television /
I'm grippin' my remote, sleep timers are for babies /
Tune ya' ass in and let ya' brain get lazy /
Mom and Dad were busy, no one else around to raise me /
So my parent was a Zenith from the 80's /
(VERSE 2)
ExZac Change:
I might've watched television way to much as an adolescent /
I was infatuated by each station /
Eyes glued to the tube, Secret of the Ooze and the Mask /
Jim Carrey had my little ass laughin' /
Mighty Max and Spider-man boost my imagination /
Sittin' in class, couldn't wait to get back /
To watch Corey and Topanga /
After that I grab a snack and play a little Sega /
Saturday mornin' moms sayin' go out and play 'fore I fry my brain /
I'm in my room tryna find my games /
I'm headed over to John's house /
His mom's outta town so we'd play Playstation bumpin' Dogg Pound /
Bein' grounded wasn't *BEEP* I'd watch Malcolm in the Middle /
Legends of the Hidden Temple & the Adventures of Pete & Pete /
Chillin' inside I'm just tryna beat the heat /
Up until I hear the M*A*S*H Theme Song, & then I fall asleep /
(M*A*S*H Theme Song Beatbox Interlude)
(HOOK)
Iyzlow Matisse:
Still up watchin' late into the night /
Til the broadcast end and the screen goes white /
As the scenes go by, I sit and soak it up like a sponge /
Rai-Raised by the television /
I'm grippin' my remote, sleep timers are for babies /
Tune ya' ass in and let ya' brain get lazy /
Mom and Dad were busy, no one else around to raise me /
So my parent was a Zenith from the 80's /
(VERSE 3)
Nobe:
I used to fall asleep with infomercials on repeat /
Laid awake and under Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Sheets /
After class I'd catch Judge Judy and a little Jerry Springer /
This is back when I didn't know the words behind the beats /
I remember weekends where the screen would never dim /
Blue illumination filled the basement I was in /
I was 10 channel changin' while I was waitin' for my friends /
Sorta patient 'til the station started playin' somethin' sacred /
Like Justice League, Thundercats or Lupin the 3rd /
When those came on, I was watchin' for sure /
Sure it made me a nerd and unpopular /
But the thought I should stop just never occurred /
And look at it now it's 2016 /
Where we all watch cartoons on a 50 inch screen /
And now they made movies like the things I've dreamed /
Guess a TV as a parent ain't as bad as it seems /
(HOOK)
Iyzlow Matisse:
Still up watchin' late into the night /
Til the broadcast end and the screen goes white /
As the scenes go by, I sit and soak it up like a sponge /
Rai-Raised by the television /
I'm grippin' my remote, sleep timers are for babies /
Tune ya' ass in and let ya' brain get lazy /
Mom and Dad were busy, no one else around to raise me /
So my parent was a Zenith from the 80's /
(OUTRO)
...the Patrick Warburton Live action one?
Yeah, hey what was that guys name from Salute Your Shorts?
Buttnick, Buttnick Yeah yeah haha Salute Your Shorts was tight bro
Hehe Buttnick. Yeah. He played the mean Redhead kid in every movie
That should have been me!
*Old School TV buzzes and clicks off
