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Alligator Assassinator Lyrics by Fake Problems

It’s Great to Be Alive

2009

Hey alligator won't you swallow me hole?
Bite down on my leg put me in your death roll
You're going to love the way I taste

Now everybody doing their own thing tonight
Get drunk get high get messed straight out of your mind
But me? I think I'm going straight to sleep
I've got a long road ahead of me and I'm in that drivers seat

Hey alligator do you wanna go again?
I swear to God right now I'll send you straight to heaven
I've got the strength of a thousand no make that a million men

No you go on tell your reptile friends you're sorry
I should have never messed with him

About “Alligator Assassinator” by Fake Problems

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"Alligator Assassinator" is credited to Fake Problems. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Alligator Assassinator" appears on "It’s Great to Be Alive" in 2009.

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