Lyrks
Lyrks
Sign In
Cover Art

Dogging Lyrics by Fascinating Aida

Live at the QEH 2020

0

My husband came home Friday with a brand new motor car
He told me I could drive it I said Brian your a star
We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag
Then of course we had celebrate the purchase with a shag

We'd go dogging
We'd go dogging
We're a treat for any passers by out jogging
We do it cos we've found that when people crowd around
It is somehow more profound when your dogging

(Spoken)
Oh now well some of the older members of the audience my have a little bit of difficulty with this one
I just say hang on in there and think the meaning will shine through
Bill how are you doing
Anyhow if you are still a little bit in the dark at the end
Just ask a young person or emm...Google
Just don't take your computer for repair immediately afterwards

(Sung)
Well we drove down to the far end of the car park back of Asda
A Threesome was hard at it in a sporty little Mazda
It made it more exciting as they pressed against the glass
And when Brian got his torch out you could see right up her arse

They were dogging
They were dogging
Believe me they were more than merely snogging
But though her cheeks were parted she spoilt it when she farted
And we wanted to get started on OUR dogging

(Spoken)
Now how are the older members doing now
Not finding it too impenetrable
Those of a sensitive disposition...leave now

(Sung)
Well we rushed back too our car cos we were randy as two goats
But being late November we had on our duffle coats
We should have stripped off first before getting back inside
Cos disrobing in a smart car isn't easy have YOU tried

We were dogging
We were dogging
In the struggle poor old Brian tore his frogging
Our apparel was misguided cos when our heads collided
Brian's manhood then subsided but that's dogging

Well I admit this was a set back but i wasn't beaten yet
Cos I'm really very handy with my man's beef bayonet
I quickly had his flagpole up responding to my touch
And next thing I was upside down and staring at the clutch

We were dogging
We were dogging
The heat was on to stop the windows fogging
Thank god for plastic sheeting well one must protect the seating
Cos the fabric takes a beating when your dogging

Well by now a crowd had gathered it was cheering fit to burst
An Bri was close to peeking tough he likes me to come first
My legs were out the sunroof as I really hit my stride
Then Brian promptly stopped and cried THE ROZZERS ARE OUTSIDE

We were dogging
We were dogging
We were so alarmed our arteries were clogging
But we took it on chin when the copper with a grin said
Can anyone join in with your dogging
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well as you can imagine Bri and I were thrilled to bits
I love to feel a coppers truncheon in between my tits
My ecstasy was mounting I was feeling so alive
When who should wander by but a bloke from channel 5

He likes dogging
HE likes dogging
He signed us for a series he was flogging
So watch out for Bri and me and the odd Celebrity
We were shagging on TV likely dogging

Oh we'll be dogging
We'll be dogging
Oh Think of all the lime light we'll be hogging
Well the credits show my hand massaging Brian's Gland
The Presenter's Russell Brand lovely dogging
Credits
Fascinating Aida

Fascinating Aida

About “Dogging” by Fascinating Aida

Read the complete lyrics to "Dogging" by Fascinating Aida from the album "Live at the QEH 2020". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Dogging" is performed by Fascinating Aida. from the album "Live at the QEH 2020" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Dogging", explore more songs by Fascinating Aida using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Fascinating Aida · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Dogging" is credited to Fascinating Aida. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Dogging" appears on "Live at the QEH 2020".

Visit the Fascinating Aida artist page at /artist/fascinating-aida for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

Fake News (True True True)
Companies Using Nifty Taxation Systems
Bob
Cheap Flights
Down With The Kids (2012)
Big C
Boomerang Kids
Enemy of Beauty
Lyrks
Lyrks

Your gateway to the world of music lyrics.

Product

Features

Company

About

Artists

Trending

Legal

Privacy

Terms

Copyright

Support

Contact

Features

Charts

© 2026 Lyrks. All rights reserved.