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Last Night My Wife Hoovered My Head Lyrics by Fat And Frantic

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J Edgar Hoover was a sinister man
He had a sinister face and a sinister plan
Although he was sinister, it must be said
J Edgar Hoover never hoovered my head
Last night, my wife hoovered my head
Last night, my wife hoovered my head
I was going round the house, hoovering about
My wife grabbed the hoover and my hair fell out
Last night, my wife hoovered my head
Well, Samson was a man who was very very strong
But when he got married he knew it wasn't long
He said to himself I'm gonna be dead
The day Delilah hoovers my head
Last night, my wife hoovered my head (she did)
Last night, my wife hoovered my head
I was going round the house, hoovering about
My wife grabbed the hoover and my hair fell out
Last night, my wife hoovered my head
People say its easy but it ain't no beach
When you're cleaning up the places where the lead won't reach
Getting in the corner is a bit of a dog
If you're hoovering the kitchen and the plug's in the bog
Household chores are becoming a drag
So unplug the hoover and change your bag
Well Elisha, Isaiah and Amos were all completely bald
They all got their heads hoovered on the day that they were called
They prophesied to the children about justice, peace and love
And they kept their heads real shiny with that hoover from above
I'm well aware that I don't have a book named after me
But I know that I've been hoovered so a prophet's what I'll be
I'm gonna prophesy here, prophesy there
I know that I'm a prophet cos I got no hair
Last night my wife hoovered my head
Well, now that I'm a prophet I'm gonna be frank
I'm not exactly laughing all the way to the bank
But I go everywhere with a fearless tread
Since my wife hoovered my head
Last night (last night), my wife (my wife) hoovered my head (yes she did)
Last night (last night), my wife (my wife) hoovered my head
I was going round the house, hoovering about
My wife grabbed the hoover and my hair fell out
Last night (last night), my wife (my wife) hoovered my head
Hier soir, ma femme vacuumait ma tête
Hier soir, ma femme vacuumait ma tête
Je promenais chez moi avec le vacuum
Ma femme l'a saisi, et ma tête a éclaté
Hier soir, ma femme vacuumait ma tête (once more)
Last night (last night), my wife (my wife) hoovered my head (yes she did)
Last night (last night), my wife (my wife) hoovered my head
I was going round the house, hoovering about
My wife grabbed the hoover and my hair fell out
Last night (last night), my wife (my wife)
Hoovered my head
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Fat And Frantic

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