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Steve Jobs Didn’t Believe in Charity and Used to Double-Park in Handicapped Spaces Lyrics by Fat Randy

Slow, Incremental Change

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My generation was the biggest waste of 9/11
I’m not worth
Thirty thousand fuckin’ dollars
A doddering toilet said to me advice he was sure I sorely needed:
“Before you get to heaven, reap the spoils of the 7/11
Lucky Strikes and lotto tickets
65 and that’s my ticket
That or maybe certain death”
Trip to the vineyard, baby, wanta Fanta?
I wanna pick you up in a beige Elantra
Red rover, we call the limpdick over
Us huddled masses of insurance gophers
Before you gеt to heaven, see that you’re wеak when you’re independent
He defeats you, kids in ball pit
Ockham’s razor, love’s a wallet
That or maybe certain death
Capitulation, you’re the sweetest plum I’ve never tasted
I’m not worth
Thirty thousand fuckin’ yen
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Fat Randy

Fat Randy

About “Steve Jobs Didn’t Believe in Charity and Used to Double-Park in Handicapped Spaces” by Fat Randy

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