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How the Grinch Stole Your Bitch Lyrics by Fatboys.com

2017

Gonna tell y'all the story about
How the Grinch stole your bitch
(Tell us!)
Hit it!
I was flying through the city
And shit got kinda windy
So I fell down into a chimney
(Oh, into a chimney!)
I decided to unwrap my own present
And give it to her ass
When she first felt the shock
Of my big green cock (Cock!)
She got out of bed with a jump (Jump!)
The cock felt like a rock
But this dick got fur on her
(It got fur on her!)
Her parents came in and screamed
"Stop fucking my kid, Grinch
You fuckin’ winch"
I screamed, "Shut up,"—
And hit 'em with a smack—
"before I make this bitch gag
On my smokestacks" (Smokestacks!)
I left in a hurry
All my shit got kind of blurry (Blurry!)
But I wasn't in a worry (Worry!)
I was happy that this furry
Cock got some action
(Christmas Eve!)
Now, thе other night
I was feelin’ kinda lonely
So I said to my homie
"My grеat green cock is feeling kinda sad"
He said, "Don't you worry
I'll suck you off in a hurry" (Hurry!)
"But you're diseased
So I'ma put my cock in a bag"
Then I went home
Feelin' in a slump
I was lookin' straight down
And then there was a bump
I was feelin' a lot worse
Than I ought to be
Uh oh, that’s right
Ya boy got herpes
Hoping her parents
Wouldn’t take me to court
I yell out in pain
"I have genital warts!"
So, you know, that didn't stop anything
I went to court
Balled up on a couple, uh...
You know, couple of the, uh...
Li’l kiddies, for Christmastime
*cough* you know *cough*
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