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Fake Beef Lyrics by Feziboy

Fake Beef

2019

[Intro]
Hey, Tom!
Did you know I was gonna actually take this seriously?
'Cause I'm taking this seriously
And I actually made this beat so give me credit
Hehehe! Yah!

[Verse]
In the hopes to be promoting me
Your own show preaches dopamine
Why, damn it? I write and it's
Quite like Hamlet, it really "woe is me" (Hehe)
You want it to happen like "Won't he notice me?"
But I won't sit and act like "Oh heroic me"
Twinkle Toe Tom, I think you belong to a song
From a kid's dream nursery!
Why the heck was your gift so negative?
Like, you said my editing was repetitive
But no, you see, man! Don't be cheap! In fact--
Your edits seem to give mostly the damn
Impression you've never felt what the heck 'effort' is
Never is it ever better than the edits I cleverly did
You couldn't compare to this; It's a meta-medicine
Whereas, your every message is the lesser beverage, hehe!
A random black chap that yaps like I've got Tourette's as if
I'm on crack or methamphetamine packed with the maximum adrenaline
Fucking twat; I'm better than this
In fact, I'm attacking to defend my shit
Intact and I planned to spend a little bit on ads and, yeah, I did
'Had to spend on Twink; Perhaps, we're a tad irrelevant (Just a bit)
Except, I'm too lyrical, alright? You're too minimal
I'm the true king of all rhymes, I'm thinking of
Things to fall right into place and I'm trying to lace up
These mystical lies that you fake, and
Why's it that Gabriel's the fight that you chase?
While you couldn't reply when the mic was right in your face
I mean, I'm just saying, hehe!
If you could afford a Soundcloud rapper to jot out your raps
I'd meow louder and bounce back with the paws of a brown cat
I'm bound to growl like a small mouse has
Been caught and I'm about to snack out
In the middle of a forest without a camp, ha!
Mouth snaps like a crocodile can
Chew! Chew! It's my train of thought
You made it abroad another proper soundtrack
My brain is not needed
It's brainless for me, and take a sword, ya need it!
When I clap n try bopping to the metronome
I keep at it like a form of Tourette's syndrome
But man, it's not funny so let's not joke about that
Unless it's Joe you now wanna pounce at
If I have to, I'll rap just to get you going
I've been practising rap while I mess with flow
I don't act like a rapper with every girl
However, though, I've gotta get around back
To the topic, I'm dropping these bombs into your shit
Like Yoshi when squashing everybody, I'm sorry, not sorry
Chlorine is pouring on all of these drawings
I'm ignoring the topic, because, honestly, Tom is so boring!
Wish I didn't try to notice you
Are you really gonna cry when there's no tissue?
Note: issues I mention are facts
So I wish you the best because your attacks are a miss hit
As if you're actually handing me kisses
This is the battle I'm practically winning
But, wait
This is not me dissing you, YouTube made me do it
This is two dickheads who do this shit simply for views
Okay? Don't hate me! As juicy as the meat is
I need to repeat this is only fake beef
Well, in a way, it's as realistic as you choose

[Outro]
Hehe! I mean, it's entertainment, right?
Credits
Feziboy

Feziboy

About “Fake Beef” by Feziboy

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"Fake Beef" is credited to Feziboy. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Fake Beef" appears on "Fake Beef" in 2019.

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