[Intro: FGTeev]
Yeah, yo-yo, yo-yo
[Verse 1: FGTeeV, Ronald]
Yo, chillin' at the crib with the fam', right?
Got a party planned, it's gon' be a big night
But before we get to bumpin' the beats
I'm thinkin' maybe we should go and get us somethin' to eat
There's a McDonald's like just up the street
We could make it pretty quick if we just hustle our feet
My son said, "I don't want McDonald's"
I said, "Listen, buddy
I got a real mean craving for some chicken nuggies"
And I'm buying, so come on
We slidin' to the spot
Where they fry 'em up in grease, then they liе 'em in the box
We walkеd in, I ran to the counter like a boss
Let me get a number ten and some sweet 'n sour sauce
But this dude was rude, in a bad mood
He gave me 'tude, wasn't cool, I just want food
And he was acting in an unpleasant manner and then he said
"I promise, it's only ketchup on my hammer"
Uh, okay
[Chorus: FGTeeV]
I just wanted McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me (Man, I'm just tryin' to eat)
I just want some McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me
[Verse 2: FGTeeV, Ronald]
Would you like fries with that?
Nah, we straight, we gon' wait over there
Never mind, that guy's kinda weird
But just as we was able to sit down
The sick clown's like, "Wrong table, can't sit here"
Okay, dude
Yo, why's he acting really mean and nuts?
I'm just trying to shower the sweet 'n sour all over my chicken nugs
But he's acting creepy, got me wonderin' if I'm seeing stuff
Went to take a bite, that's when I seen the creeper creepin' up
Yo, this is awkward, can you like go away?
I can't even eat my food, my dude, this was a total waste
If you just gonna stare at us my guy
Can you just throw away my tray
And we'll just hit the room right there where we can go and play? Yay
Time passed before you know it
All my homies wildin' out and hoppin' in the foam pit
And then he came in all creepy, makin' us nervous (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
And askin' us how we rate his customer service (It was really bad)
[Chorus: FGTeeV, Ronald]
I just wanted McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me (How 'bout an apple pie?)
I just want some McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me (Ugh, what?)
[Verse 3: Ronald, FGTeeV]
Sorry to bother you, sir, but I just gotta say
Sorry about earlier, first day on the job today
Had to get the orientation process up out the way
And I can't even figure out like where to put the mops away
Dropped my hammer in the ketchup vat up in the back room
Oh, it's really ketchup on that hammer?
Yeah, dude, what else would it be?
Hmm
Anyway, guy, just wanted to apologize
And say have a good day, bye
Oh, and by the way, you almost sat up in some mustard
I didn't mean to come off rude, I just got really flustered
I didn't want to end up messin' your clothes up
If it were me with mustard on my pants
Yo, I would probably go nuts
Haha, just kidding, man, hope you all enjoyed the food
Here's a couple coupons, got a couple for your boys here too
But anyway, guys, I hope you have a great night
You'll come back and see us again on another day, right?
Uh, yeah
[Outro: FGTeeV, Ronald]
I just wanted McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, I thought he had it out for me (But he turned out alright)
I just want some McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, I thought he had it out—
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
