[Opening: Evil Skibidi Toilet (Freshy Kanal)]
Rahhh, it's me, Evil Skibidi Toilet!
If you don't subscribe to the Fightmarker YouTube channel, I'll be under your bed tonight! (Ha, ha, ha, ha!)
[Intro: Announcer (Fightmarker), Skibidi Toilet (Freshy Kanal)]
RAP BATTLE!
SKIBIDI TOILET! (Gettin' crazy on the track!)
VERSUS!
LEARNING WITH PIBBY!
(Rah!)
[Verse 1: Skibidi Toilet (Freshy Kanal)]
Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi, boop bop (Yes, yes!)
See your toilet come alive and then your roof drop
I take your city rules and treat them like they're shitty stool
Now I'm against Adult Swim's kiddy pool (Oh!)
Your shit is shit, caca, doo-doo (Hah!)
Who's got the boring schtick, Pibby? You do (Oh!)
Make some EXEs of shows that they've already seen
And now you got a sea of dweeb fans, who knew?
But wait, Cartoon Network didn't like that trash
In fact, I heard they used your script to wipe their ass
Marketing down the drain whеn you don't release shit
All that cash is on firе; the one time your green-lit
[Verse 2: Pibby (Bozotibz), Corrupted Mordecai (Eric The Audible), Corrupted Rigby (Fightmarker) & Corrupted Finn (Vinnyo)]
I'd welcome you but with a verse so icky
You've come to the right place, you're gonna learn from Pibby
If Skibidi wants to be so mean, then let us hit the beat
Take your words and flip-y so this Toilet ends up Skipping me (Ha, ha, ha!)
So keep smiling, butterface
With a bunch of ugly characters that I can never name
While me and Bun Bun hip-hop just like a—
Wait, whe-where's Bun B-Bun?
WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Take these rhymes in ya' face
'Cause bitches know I'm a dog like Jake
[Verse 2 (Continuation): Corrupted Shaggy (Matt Raichous) & Corrupted Bugs Bunny (Fightmarker)]
Like our scary ass bars are bound to make you choke
Ki-ki-kill yourself
That's All Folks!
[Verse 3: Skibidi Toilet (Freshy Kanal)]
Blue Pibby, Pink Pibby, Old Pibby, This Pibby
Sea Pibby, Dead Pibby, Sleep Pibby, Skibidi
Had quite enough of this tired old shit, Pibby
Fucking lazy children's horror, it's all the same shit, Pibby
Took another Robot Chicken season over you
Took another Rick and Morty season over you
Damn, even Royal Crackers got renewed
No one watched that shit and they still took it over you!
Try to save the series like Bun Bun, your best friend
Face the facts, you're all Dumb, Dumb, Yes Yes (Woo!)
This shit is over, you'll see my crew as G-Men
SFM made AS CNs
[Verse 4: Pibby (Bozotibz), The Darkness & Corrupted Skibidi Toilet (Freshy Kanal)]
Doubt anyone could get past through your show
I'm scarier 'cause it's characters you actually know
Another thing that's scary? Your creator's racist past
Should I call in the Darkness? I know he hates the blacks
Taking over the show, now this freak friend's next
This head of TV stomps your TV heads
We're known to corrupt minds whenever we appear
So you can keep talking shit, just to the mirror
It was obvious that I just wouldn't cut it as a rapper
My creator got all of his concepts from the crapper
I knew our chances of success, we're all just screwed
When he left everyone else asking "DaFuq!?" too
[Intermission: Built by Gamers 1 (ItsNugget), Built by Gamers 2 (JosiahGamesTV) & Jumbo Josh (Fightmarker)]
Did you hear about the best rap battle ever?
Skibidi Toilet vs. Learning With Pibby, right?
Dude, yes
Who do you think won?
Tough call, Skibidi Toilet came in with such raw energy
And Learning With Pibby had those educational bars
I think there should be someone else that should be added to the verbal clash
I'm thinking John Pork
What about Larry The Leprechauan?
Or maybe Cemetery Mary
Or, uh, what about Garten of Banban?
No, I actually wouldn't like that at all
Kill your—
[Bridge: Jumbo Josh (Fightmarker)]
If Banbans and Flynns all got along
They'll probably gun me down by the end of this song
Feels like the whole farm's up against me
Everytime I'm in the Garten I hear (Jumbo! Jumbo!)
[Verse 5: Jumbo Josh (Fightmarker) & (Opila Bird (Danii))]
Something awful's going on with Indie Horror, bruh
Where the fuck the disses were is something to explore, Dora
'Cause Juniors? Nicked-a-load of them, I'll paint it like this
Even without Drake, Josh is a still a danger to kids
I got a list, here's the order of the list that it's in
It goes: Huggy Wuggy, Seek, and Blue (Uh...)
Preston, then me, Banban, Boo
If you listened closely there's no you
That's 'cause you'll never make the list, not even barely, dude (Brah)
Stacking 300 like the Spartans
They say I'm possessed, it's the Garten
I'm packed with GV, you think your words can phase me?
When ya' getting GMod's servers packed with babies
Fuck, Stinger Flynn would have fit with these noises
Last night, Banban took a shit, it looked like Skibidi Toilet
I'll give Pibby an outcome, one her fans fucking earn
'Cause you'll finally get picked up 'fore being slammed into the dirt
Now some Friday Night Funkin Mods' the only answer to their cries
And I thought Opila Bird had trouble getting airtime (AHHHHH!)
[Intermission: Jumbo Josh (Fightmarker)]
Ha, ha, ha, ha! That's a Garten of Banban win, brah
Is that Choo-Choo Char—?
[Verse 6: Choo-Choo Charles (Danii) & Jumbo Josh (Fightmarker)]
Move bitch, get out the way (Aw, brah, this isn't bad)
I'm Choo-Choo Charles, I'm here to stay (AH—)
