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The Greatest Song Ever Lyrics by Filthy Frank

2009

[Intro]
Dicks, dicks
Dicks, dicks
(vomiting)
Dicks, I like dicks
(Stop, stop, stop it)
(I hit pregnant women)
[Verse 1]
I saw this guy that was drawing a DICK
I slapped him in the face and said "I'm Rick James, bitch"
I heard there were people selling citruses on the road
Punched him in the face, girl that's what I was told
Any guy that annoys me I shoot him in the face
Shoot him in another place
HIS, NUTS
I don't care what they say, I'm a genius
If you don't agree, then I'll punch you in the penis
I'm the most white guy ever
I'm not racist
I'm notorious every kind of way, you racist
Yeah that's right, stop being so racist
If you like taking long walks on the beach then you're a racist
When I was young, I used to play with Play-Doh
Now that I'm older, I still play with Play-Doh
Think fast, douchebag!
Dicks, goddamn!
Jail dripping salt, yeah I'm on a roll
Yeah, I used to be in jail, I picked up the soap
But everybody would say "oh look it's a mosquito"
'Cause there was a mosquito in my ear
Yeah, you're not queer?
Think fast sucker, you can handle this if I can handle my dick
[Hook]
Dicks
Dicks (I hit pregnant women)
Dicks (yeah yeah)
Dicks (I'm a loser)
Subscribe bitches, to DizastaMusic
Before I beat your ass (I'm a drug abuser) (that's why, you fat loser)
Ass
Dicks (coughing)
Dicks
Dicks
Dicks
Dicks
Dicks
Dicks
Dicks
Dicks
[Outro]
George! George! Maturity! Maturity! (groaning)
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Filthy Frank

Filthy Frank

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