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War & Beer

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When I was born along ago
The milk was hot, with foam like stout
I said ‘mother’, although I couldn’t speak (here’s a tale)
I’d rather have a Belgian ale
When I met my first love
She showed me her shining peach
I said, girl I rather see that blush on your cheek
I don’t like stale, I want belgian ale
When it was time to take a vow
I saw in the corner my mother in law
She looked so sneaky, fat as a whale
How I needed a belgian ale
One night my wife showed me her tits
She said it’s time to make some kids
I scratched my head and I turned pale
I’d rather have a Belgian ale
I went to pucket, to the sandy shores
As I watched them filthy horse
I picked up a chick, but she turned out male
My god I do need a Belgian ale
I went to a pub in Amsterdam
Some man tried to sell me Heineken
I beat up the guy, I went to jail
Because he told me it was Belgian ale
I went to heaven I’d paid my dues
But they only had some apple juice
So straight to hell, and the devil said (here’s a tale)
Duvel is the best Belgian ale
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Filthy Horse

Filthy Horse

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