Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

As Breathtaking As Keanu Reeves Lyrics by Finn M-K

Write Me An Album

2019

[Verse 1]
I was fifteen, she was thirty-seven
She came in with a full-body cast
She put on some clogs
And then we touched toes
We hold hands, oo yeah
It's Pizza Time
My first date was at Grillby's
And she was made of bees
Help, I'm very confused, why are there bees
Ok then
Uh, um, this is really awkward
My palms all sweaty
Mom's Spaghetti
[Pre-Chorus]
The butterflies in my stomach move into overdrive
Going into over-over-overdrive
[Chorus]
They were as breathtaking as Keanu Reeves
She was hotter than Sonic the Hedgehog
And I was like *Bruh*
She was also like *Bruh*
Pretty weird when all her tentacles popped out
[Verse 2]
I ordered two lasagnas
One for me
The second also for me
She took my hand
My slightly greasy, slimy unwashed hand
She was breathtaking
But she was faking
When the waiter brought us our meal
He smiled at her and said "You're welcome sir"
Then I told her
"Oops I forgot my wallet"
"Oh shoot, I forgot my wallet"
"Oh no, I forgot my wallet"
You know, like a liar
[Bridge]
She smelled like Jasmine and America
As she got into my Dodge Durango
We got into my bed
"I'm a man" is what she said
Then I said "Trans Rights"
"Marriage ??!?"
[Verse 3]
She had a heart attack and died
Knew what I had to do
'Cause she made me believe in soulmates
It's gotta be more than a one night stand
As I re-lit up my pentagram (Hooray!)
[Chorus]
They were as breathtaking as Keanu Reeves
She was hotter than Sonic the Hedgehog
And I was like *Bruh*
She was also like *Bruh*
Pretty weird when all her tentacles popped out
[Outro]
It's yeet or get yoten
Mlem, trash can
Cool have a nice day
Credits
Finn M-K

Finn M-K

About “As Breathtaking As Keanu Reeves” by Finn M-K

Read the complete lyrics to "As Breathtaking As Keanu Reeves" by Finn M-K from the album "Write Me An Album" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"As Breathtaking As Keanu Reeves" is performed by Finn M-K. from the album "Write Me An Album" in 2019 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "As Breathtaking As Keanu Reeves", explore more songs by Finn M-K using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Finn M-K · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"As Breathtaking As Keanu Reeves" is credited to Finn M-K. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"As Breathtaking As Keanu Reeves" appears on "Write Me An Album" in 2019.

Visit the Finn M-K artist page at /artist/finn-m-k for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.