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Megacolon Lyrics by Fischerspooner

#1

2003

[Verse 1]
Moanin' and a-heavin' on a hot sticky can
I'm cravin' chocolate Ex-Lax and my G.E. fan
I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam
It said "M.S.G, money, margaritas and my man"
Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks
The shit's piling up, kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The megacolon that's inside of me

[Verse 2]
Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll
Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe, gonna get at the mall
T.V. Guide, Cosmo, I'm running out of mags
And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags
Finger in my hole, getting into the dig
There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig
My man calls me Cherry, think's I'm uptight
But I'm gonna blow him off 'cause I'm dynamite

[Chorus]
She's Sandra H. not Sandra D
And my lady Y-Vonne standing next to me
She said "Holy shit," I said "Yes that is it"
Now our megacolon is a big, big hit

[Interlude]
Megacolon

[Verse 2]
Thinkin' 'bout my man, it really makes me sick
The shit got soft, steamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the White Cloud, I need a Bounty towel
I need a new life, I've gotta reform
I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm
I gotta be strong, got to be brave
Don't wanna bear the title 'Miss Toilet Slave'

[Chorus]
I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D
With my lady Y-Vonne standing next to me
We are fly white girls ruling in New York City
Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty
We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said "Holy shit," I said "Yes that is it"
Now Megacolon is a big big hit

[Interlude]
Megacolon

[Outro]
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City
Fly white girls ruling in New York City

About “Megacolon” by Fischerspooner

Read the complete lyrics to "Megacolon" by Fischerspooner from the album "#1" in 2003. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Synth-Pop, Rock, Electroclash.

"Megacolon" is performed by Fischerspooner. from the album "#1" in 2003 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Megacolon", explore more songs by Fischerspooner using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Megacolon" appears on "#1" in 2003.

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