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Classic Creeps

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Archibald Aspen, the world's greatest cop
Didn't quite set out to be
Promoted within, from his job taking fingerprints
When they caught wind of his photographic memory
Known across the earth
But fame to him is worthless
Worth less than the shoes on his feet
He'd rather live quaint, sculpt and paint
But he needs the paycheck for his family
Then one night on his route
Saw two men sneaking out of an abandoned factory door
They saw each others' face and knew if they escaped
They'd be tracked down tomorrow for sure
And with a blow to the head, Archibald fell to the floor
Archibald Aspen has one only son
Born on New Year's day
Millennium Aspen is now ten years old
His Little League team calls him Aspen2K
His mother comes home and she calls for Millennium
Tells him she has some bad news
His dad's disappeared, and everyone fears
That he's lying somewhere, beaten battered and bruised
All at once Millennium jumps and swears it's time to attack
He says, "Mark my words, I will search and I'll search
'til I bring my father back!"
Mrs. Aspen she smiles
Pats her son on the back
Credits
Fishboy

Fishboy

About “Archibald Aspen” by Fishboy

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"Archibald Aspen" appears on "Classic Creeps".

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