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Off The Rails Lyrics by Fiveskin

2018

[Intro]
One two three four!
[Verse 1]
South West Trains are late again
I can't get a ride ’cause of suicide
10,000 [?] into a carriage
We crashed the ride, and had a miscarriage
South West Trains are late again
[?]
Once again, they fucked it up
So lets go fuck the CEO's butt
[Chorus 1]
As the system fails
We are going off the rails
How can you drive a train
If you've never been trained
[Post-Chorus]
One two three four!
[Verse 2]
South West Trains are late again
I’ll probably take a fist, if you catch my drift
£70 for a fucking ticket
I'd rather get a dog and fucking brick it
South West Trains are late again
That makes me mad, [?]
I'd rather be smoking meth
It brings the sweet release of death
[Chorus 1]
As the system fails
We are going off the rails
How can you drive a train
If you've never been trained
[Skit 1]
Good evening south-westerners, this is your captain speaking
Our next stop will be Yeovil Junction, and there it goes!
Next stop, Crewkerne (Oh for fuck sake, I wanted to get off!)
[Verse 3]
South West Trains are late again
You're out of luck, I don't give a fuck
I'm falling apart, like my marriage
I dream of the day I derail this carriage
[Chorus 2]
As the system fails
We are going off the rails
How can you drive a train
When you've never been trained
[Skit 2]
Attention south-westerners, this is your conductor speaking
Fuck you all
Fuck my wife, my children, my dog
My dog is dead, fuck whoever killed my dog
[Chorus 1]
As the system fails
We are going off the rails
How can you drive a train
If you’ve never been trained
[Breakdown]
As the system fails
We are going off the rails
How can you fucking-
[?]
*Train noises*
Oh god, Oh Fuck!
[Outro]
77 people have been killed, twice as many injured
And there are indications that the train was travelling more than twice the speed limit, because it was running late
Credits
Fiveskin

Fiveskin

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