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Take A Chance, Kevin Lyrics by Fiveskin

Kevin

2015

[Dave]
Once upon a time, he was mowing the lawn
Shortly after watching some dragon porn
With a big Bad Dragon, up his bum
And a big Bad dragon was in his bum
Once upon a time, he was mowing the lawn
And a big Bad Dragon fell out of his bum
He didn't seem to notice that it was gone
And he ran over the Bad Dragon with the lawnmower
He really fucked up and now his Bad Dragon is spaghetti
[Everyone]
Chance may be dead
But don’t feel like shit
If we try really hard
It still might fit
Chance may be dead
But don't feel like shit
If we try really hard
It still might fit
[Mumble (?)]
Inside a man, I've got in
My name is Chance and he’s Kevin
I'm horse cock spaghеtti, yiff me bitch (yeah)
I see your prostate, lеt me give it an itch (yeah)
I'm on the journey, through Kevin
I see Kevin, from within
Lungs, shit, liver, shit
What have you done Kevin, your organs are shit
Honestly Kevin, what the fuck have you done?
Your health is atrocious
My organs are better than this, and I'm a shredded dildo!
[Doofcake (?)]
15 Minutes Earlier
[Dave]
*scatting, sex noises and screaming*
Oh, Kevin
We have a special guest tonight
Coming in live from his house in Kent
It's Kevin on the sax! Yeah!
Kev- Kev fuck, stop drinking the cocaine
I didn't even know you could drink cocaine
You already put it in your bum, but fine, okay
Kev, stop, Kevin, stop it! Kevin no that's the cat!
Put the cat down, no Kevin, Kevin no, n- Kevin!
How did you fuck a cat with your foot?
Right, Kevin, Kevin stop
Credits
Fiveskin

Fiveskin

About “Take A Chance, Kevin” by Fiveskin

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"Take A Chance, Kevin" appears on "Kevin" in 2015.

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