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Asterix Lyrics by Flapjack

Ruthless Kick

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So put away your hard-tack
On the right track
Swimmin' across my back
As my favourite soaked like a choco-cocoa fleck
This is a real trap

Who's got the flipper
Who's got the flipper
Who's got the groovy bukish snapper-whipper
But this guy lost the space and romance
And romance, he's got the flipper-face

This guy's name is Asterix
He knows some tricks
Like seven pin - pricks
And the fat boy Obelix is his friend

They also like to slam!
The bes in doing mixes, fixes
Cuz he likes the nixes
But call it as you want
This is a chop-bomb
Lots in a dirty slop

Asterix stacked da head up
He looks like a kerria
Asterix stacked da head up
His head is stacked up
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About “Asterix” by Flapjack

Read the complete lyrics to "Asterix" by Flapjack from the album "Ruthless Kick". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Asterix" is credited to Flapjack. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Asterix" appears on "Ruthless Kick".

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