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Moisturizer Lyrics by Flash Bang Grenada

10 Haters

2011

[Verse 1: Busdriver]
When we rhyme, everybody smoke doobs
I got horn sections for bronchial tubes
My mind's a door to step in the force to reckon with
I embody those prudes with Fabio's boobs
My skin care makes everybody's old news
With them, you'll smell like you rolled in Sloppy Joes nude
And y'all dry, y'all need body glow lube
Catch me outside of Whole Foods where I karate throw dudes
Nigga, you need this newer therapeutic rub
Will rid you of computer bugs out the window, get stupid love
Girl, you need this, go search a viral YouTube clip
It's spermicidal lubricant for your vagina's two rouge lips
It'll refurbish your crack, but you'll leave with your cervix intact
Cause I don't need pussy, girl, I'm allergic to cats
But when they remember the things I said
The skin will taste like lemon meringue pie
And your band members will be all shanghaied and dead
[Hook]
We'll make you touch yourself
When we put this on you, you should put this on you
We'll make you touch yourself
When we put this on you, girl, just put this on you
Moisturizer
Come get this moisturizer
You need that moisturizer
We got that moisturizer
We'll make you touch yourself
Flash Bang Grenada, watch us put this on you
[Verse 2: Nocando]
Is that Trey Songz? No, that's Regan
Who's the 40th president? Oh, that's Reagan
Flash Bang Grenada? Oh, that's banging
American Idols? Oh, that's pagan
We're above them boisterous liars
They wanna hold you down, we're hoisting you higher
We be to rap what torch is to fire
Come and get some of this moisturizer
Feels good in your hand (Pause!)
Fill your palm with a healthy amount (Pause!)
Close your eyes, rub it in your scalp
You can even put it in your mouth (Pause, pause!)
Yeah, it's non-toxic, no trans-fats
All organic, wasn't animal tested and all that crap
No additives added, but it feels like crack
[Hook]
[Bridge: Nocando]
Flash Bang Grenada: our specifically formulated lotion is enriched with cocoa butter, petroleum jelly, and vitamin E to help moisturize and heal rough and dry skin. Helps even skin tone and texture by smoothing the appearance of skin discolorations, leaving your skin soft and smooth. Warning: avoid contact with eyes. If a rash develops, then you most likely don't have any swag!
[Verse 3: Busdriver]
These malnourished motherfuckers stealing
All the gallons of all your Olay, only covered Yoplait
When I started to point fingers, I ruined your whole day
And to think that all the ladies overnight
Wearing face masks that look like saag paneer
Taking all the beauty tips
All the rap enthusiasts start swinging off the chandelier
And you'll probably get to hovering
When I exfoliate your swag from ass to ear
Flash Bang [?] around the colon, enteral
Walking around reeking of aloe vera
Reading John Boehner, I'm a tanner
Can't stomach another app for a skin bronzer
Women as [?] as the dish water
God, me and Nocan on the wallpaper
Retaliate, rub this on your butt cheeks
And turn, show us that panorama grin
We had it coming for you like a [?] at the wind
We make it look peppermint and throw up a white flag
Fashion people treat this like a price tag
Move the key over Matrix Triad
And the women straight ejaculating over their iPads
So if you got it on a lead, you understand it
Maybe you will understand that, baby, I'm rad
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Flash Bang Grenada

Flash Bang Grenada

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"Moisturizer" appears on "10 Haters" in 2011.

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