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A Bradford Christmas Lyrics by Flocon

2021

Ho ho ho, I said "Santa mush
I want a big Kawasaki that I can rev up
I want a big farm quad, I wanna lift it up
And what Jack P does, not another man could
Yo Santa, I'll shag your bird for the banter
Then swift backhand you,"
Mrs Claus said "Marky's a wanker,"
Put me on the naughty list so I banged her
(O, o,) Okay, I don't mean for the language
Christmas time and I just want snow, let's have this
(No) No pigs to drift and practice
On the estate these Shoguns have this
Sick way of manoeuvres
We're not losers, New Year madness
Bring out the Raptors, brand new tractors
Christmas toys and police won't catch us
I want a TRX to go daft
I want a CRF for that path
I want a CRD for the off road track
And I want a Siromer for the late night graft
Police car that's blocking my path
Put it in first and drag it up't road for a laugh
Snow falling, not balling
'Cause I just spent 2 bags on a chorе thing
I'm a sick lyricist, hit never miss
2 stroke bikеs, not a big boy whip
I just got silly in a chase by pigs
Did a left then a right manoeuvre this quick
I'm too sick with the way that I spit
Too many man hate but the bird loves it
I'm sick, I love buds with the purple bits
Yo, jump in the whip, let's chip
I'm sick with it, another killer will attack
Pull up in an S4 wrapped in matte black
In a Golf R with a cockpit dash
My Dsquared jeans and my Nike Air Max
'Cause who brings it like Marky B?
I'm a party G, you can't bar with me
I can't bar for free, that's what I do
I make money from that
Sometimes make money from Qs on a sick quad
With a fit one, seaside trips, shades on like a sick cunt
AU bottle, is it blue? Pass me the zoot
Drink and drive and smoke and booze
Pulled up in the RSQ, you can't match the way that we move
I just make tunes, I want a blonde chick
Show me how your backside moves
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Flocon

Flocon

About “A Bradford Christmas” by Flocon

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